
Junk Refund Show, October 15, 2026
Junk Refund Show with Alan Cook A Day in Bed, a Grafton Ohio Garage, and a Laptop for a Pen Pal in Brazil Alan Cook broadcasts the entire show lying in bed in Rockville, Maryland, recounting a weekend haul to Grafton, Ohio, a tree that totaled his SUV, and a Craigslist-funded plan to buy a laptop for a friend in Brazil. A Rare Day From Bed in Rockville Alan Cook opens the Junk Refund Show explaining he is taping the entire episode lying down in his bed in Rockville, Maryland, something he says he has never done in four years on the air. He frames the choice around a theme of slowing down, prompted by a postponed 10 a.m. appointment that freed up his morning. Cook invites listeners to find him on Facebook under Alan J. Cook, pointing to his profile photo of himself ziplining across Colorado's Royal Gorge, nearly 1,100 feet above the Arkansas River, taken after a job in Denver. He describes adding names over the years to a running list he calls "the ten happiest people in the world," which started with himself, Oprah, and eight others and has since grown. He recommends listeners search YouTube for the Norwegian singer Sissel performing "Slow Down" with the Tabernacle Choir, calling it the emotional touchstone for the day's relaxed pace. The Call From Grafton, Ohio Cook explains the backstory behind slowing down: a call last Friday from a woman named Heidi in Grafton, Ohio, whose mother threatened to make her clear out stuff filling a three-car garage. He recalls the only other Grafton he knew was the ghost town in southern Utah used as a filming location for Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, and jokes that the name caught his attention immediately. He quoted Heidi roughly $2,000 for the job sight unseen, and she paid a $1,000 deposit by credit card through the Square app on the spot, wanting the crew as soon as possible. Cook notes the drive from Washington, D.C. to the Cleveland area is about five and a half hours, shorter than he expected, so he decided to drive up Sunday afternoon in a rented box truck rather than fly. He adds that the day before Heidi's call, a dead tree fell on his SUV parked behind his office, totaling his favorite vehicle just months after he installed a $4,500 transmission. Driving Up, Loading Out, Making It Pay After church and a baptismal service Sunday, Cook drives his 16-foot Enterprise box truck to Ohio, filling it with diesel using the Upside cash-back app along the way. He checks into a Days Inn in the Cleveland area for just 5,000 Wyndham points, the lowest rate he says he has ever found, using his Diamond-tier status in the chain. The next morning he finds Heidi has already condensed her belongings into organized piles, so the actual job runs smaller than quoted, roughly $1,500 worth of mattresses, box springs, church tables, and about forty boxes and bags of miscellaneous items. He loads the truck in about an hour, finishing by 10:15 a.m., and Heidi adds $400 cash on top of her deposit, meaning he nets $1,400 for an hour of work. Cook drives the load back to Maryland that day, reflecting on how jobs like this one have taken his company from Seattle to San Diego and from Maine to Florida over the years. Technology, Ankles, and a New Promotion Back home and still lying in bed, Cook details the free Upside app, which has paid him more than $1,200 in cash back on gas purchases over roughly two and a half years, comparing its steady growth to Warren Buffett's preference for holding investments forever. He recounts a scrap-yard accident about six weeks earlier, rolling his left ankle on uneven pavement and falling into a pile of scrap metal, and a lingering Achilles strain since the Ohio trip that comes and goes as he walks on it. Turning to marketing, Cook describes building an email list of roughly 800 clients in Mailchimp and spending the morning crafting a promotion called "Save a Benjamin," offering $229 worth of junk removal for $125 through his own Speed Pass program, cheaper than retail but keeping more money than selling through Groupon. He also boosts the same offer on the show's Facebook page for $5 a day, targeting the Washington, D.C. metropolitan area. A Laptop for Karina and More Jobs Close Cook shares the story of Karina, a woman turning forty in São Paulo, Brazil, whom he met on a dating site and has corresponded with daily through WhatsApp and Google Translate for three months despite speaking no Portuguese. Wanting to help her buy a laptop for her work with children, he places a $5 Craigslist ad in three D.C.-area locations offering five pickup-truck loads of junk removal at $100 instead of $229, with proceeds earmarked for the laptop. The same morning, a weekly Groupon payment of $130 lands in his account, and a returning Accokeek, Maryland customer back from Bermuda books a truckload with a stacked discount down to $550. He also recounts hauling scrap metal for free from a gas station contact in Annapolis and a related pickup of barrels and metal slabs from a business in Lanham, Maryland, both generated through an AI-built mailing list, plus a quiet 9:30 p.m. job in Fairfax, Virginia the night before. Shout-Outs and Signing Off Cook wraps the show with a few closing notes, recommending listeners look up mentalist Oz Pearlman, author of the book "Read Your Mind," whose performances for sports teams and at the White House Correspondents' Dinner leave him baffled despite Pearlman's insistence that he reads people rather than minds. He describes a self-imposed project to shrink his overflowing email inbox by one hundred messages a day using a simple spreadsheet rather than AI tools. He thanks Matt Damon, a recurring supporter of the show, and offers his usual joking apology to Jimmy Kimmel for not getting him on as a guest. Totaling up the day's earnings from Groupon, the Bermuda customer, and other calls, Cook estimates he has brought in around $700 without leaving his bed, and muses that he might put off actual junk removal work until the following day. He signs off reminding listeners the show airs Thursdays at 3 p.m. Eastern on BBS Radio.













