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Cornfed with Dalton Pruitt

Cornfed with Dalton Pruitt

Hosted by Dalton Pruitt

Episodes

194

Latest episode

Aug 2026

Language

EN

About the show

Dalton Pruitt used to be the greatest comedian of all time, but a horrific brain accident in 2021 left his mind shattered. After losing it all and spending many long months riding in boxcars, Dalton's faculties have returned and he's ready to bring his pals Kevin and Sal along with him on a journey to create content to pay off medical bills from several different hospitals, return to his former glory, and take the world of comedy by storm once again. Head over to patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt to gain access to all premium episodes and bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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August 7, 20262 hr 1 min

Creamy Hot Wheat Cereal pt. 2 (feat. Andy Malafarina)

Every now and then I remember hot cereals like Farina, Cream of Wheat, and Malt-O-Meal exist and I think, “Huh, I ain’t had that in a while.” I get all excited and go to the store to buy box. I get home with my box of hot cereal and cook me up a pot making sure to add a little bit of sugar even though the directions on the box don’t say to add sugar. The directions only mention water or milk, and butter, but I don’t see how you’d be able to eat the stuff without it being at least a tad bit sweet. Once the creamy hot wheat cereal is done cooking I scoop it into a bowl and while I’m eating it I think to myself, “Man, this stuff is good, why don’t I eat this more often?” Once I’m done eating it I rinse my bowl out and do the same with the pot now that it has cooled down. The box the creamy hot wheat cereal comes in doesn’t actually close after it has been opened, there’s just this at the top corner on the side, so I put the box in a big ziploc bag and put it in the pantry where I notice the box of creamy hot wheat cereal in a ziploc bag I already had that I bought months prior, cooked a pot of, stored in the pantry, and forgotten about until now. Looks like I already had a box of creamy hot wheat cereal and there was no need to go buy a new box when I got a sudden hankering for the stuff. With the price of food the way it is these days ain’t no sense buying food I already have that ain’t even expired yet. Oh well, I guess now I have two boxes of creamy hot wheat cereal. It is really tasty and I don’t know why I don’t eat more since I like it so much. I just hope the next time I get a craving for it I remember I already got two boxes in the pantry so I don’t go out and unnecessarily buy a new box. Andy Malafarina is on the show. He’s a funny comedian.Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

August 7, 20262 hr 0 min

Creamy Hot Wheat Cereal pt. 1 (feat. Andy Malafarina)

Every now and then I remember hot cereals like Farina, Cream of Wheat, and Malt-O-Meal exist and I think, “Huh, I ain’t had that in a while.” I get all excited and go to the store to buy box. I get home with my box of hot cereal and cook me up a pot making sure to add a little bit of sugar even though the directions on the box don’t say to add sugar. The directions only mention water or milk, and butter, but I don’t see how you’d be able to eat the stuff without it being at least a tad bit sweet. Once the creamy hot wheat cereal is done cooking I scoop it into a bowl and while I’m eating it I think to myself, “Man, this stuff is good, why don’t I eat this more often?” Once I’m done eating it I rinse my bowl out and do the same with the pot now that it has cooled down. The box the creamy hot wheat cereal comes in doesn’t actually close after it has been opened, there’s just this at the top corner on the side, so I put the box in a big ziploc bag and put it in the pantry where I notice the box of creamy hot wheat cereal in a ziploc bag I already had that I bought months prior, cooked a pot of, stored in the pantry, and forgotten about until now. Looks like I already had a box of creamy hot wheat cereal and there was no need to go buy a new box when I got a sudden hankering for the stuff. With the price of food the way it is these days ain’t no sense buying food I already have that ain’t even expired yet. Oh well, I guess now I have two boxes of creamy hot wheat cereal. It is really tasty and I don’t know why I don’t eat more since I like it so much. I just hope the next time I get a craving for it I remember I already got two boxes in the pantry so I don’t go out and unnecessarily buy a new box. Andy Malafarina is on the show. He’s a funny comedian.Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

August 4, 20261 hr 50 min

Something Just Came Across My Desk pt. 2

Part 2 of the episode titled "Something Just Came Across My Desk".Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

August 4, 20262 hr 0 min

Something Just Came Across My Desk pt. 1

There have been some developments. I am doing my best to make something that people enjoy. Big things coming to the network.Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

August 4, 20262 hr 22 min

Bamboofed 24: The Thotyssey (feat. Kevin)

The sirens were the first BPD girls.Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

July 28, 20261 hr 4 min

Bamboofed 23: Please Stop Repeating Yourself pt. 1

Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius get yo ass inside!Part 2 is over on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruittStore: https://bpnmart.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

July 22, 20261 hr 0 min

Omicron

Some moments in the past feel both recent and far away.Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruittStore: https://bpnmart.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

July 14, 20261 hr 3 min

Bamboofed 22: Back 2 Basics pt. 1 (feat. Kevin)

Strippin it down to its roots.Part 2 is over on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruittStore: https://bpnmart.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

June 30, 20262 hr 3 min

Sounding: A Celebration of Music and Performing Arts pt. 2

“Ah, music, a magic beyond all we do here!” -Albus DumbledoreStore: https://bpnmart.comPatreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

June 30, 20262 hr 25 min

Sounding: A Celebration of Music and Performing Arts pt. 1

“Ah, music, a magic beyond all we do here!” -Albus DumbledoreStore: https://bpnmart.comPatreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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