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Hosts Geoff, Mike and Jay engage in discussions about the vibrant chaos of Las Vegas, the art of milking credit card points, the rollercoaster ride of theme parks, and a large helping of food talk. Amidst all this, they somehow manage to circle back to their beloved home state of Nebraska, and then transition into a mishmash of travel anecdotes. Prepare for unexpected detours into the realms of pop culture, sport and whatever happens to be annoying Mike on any given day. And don't forget Strip Walking (StripWalking.com), their website dedicated to customized video walking tours of Vegas, Disneyland, Universal Orlando, and an ever-expanding list of other locations.

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May 13, 20251 hr 0 min

E-24: The Breezus Christ

Juli is back and ready to talk about her impending escapade to Vegas! The crew dives into the recent Papal Conclave, sending a few jabs in the direction of Catholicism. Geoff and Mike warn Juli about potential safety concerns at the Luxor. Geoff talks about the grand opening of the new permanent casino where he is a dealer, including a wild incident involving a beer bottle and a water wall. Gen Z story time nostalgically stares into Magic Eye pictures, and Casey's Pizza nobly secures a spot in the Food Hall of Fame thanks to Zach from MN. Points to Ponder turns into a battlefield when Jay starts keeping score, leading to a raucous debate about the best medical show, the most charming Kansas town, and which knockoff brand will reign supreme. Geoff and Juli go toe-to-toe with Jay and Mike over a oh-so-tantalizing choice between a cool $500,000 or two golf shots to hit a ball on the green at #17 at Sawgrass for a whopping $10 million. https://stripwalking.com/post/podcast/e-24-the-breezus-christ 0:00 Badass Intro Music 1:58 Mike is excited about new Chevelle song 2:43 Juli is back to talk about her upcoming first Vegas trip 5:22 Offending Catholics 7:02 Keeping the Pope cool 8:15 Falling risk at the Dirty Castle and the Dirty Pyramid 10:58 What is Juli looking forward to seeing most in Vegas? 12:50 The Nebraska casino Geoff deals at opens its permanent facility 15:05 Bad casino behavior 16:22 Mike buys Benson Boone tickets 19:08 Mike proves how uncool he is 20:02 Mike is going to LIV Dallas golf event to see Bryson DeChambeau 21:30 The Breezus Christ 22:14 Will Juli gamble in Vegas? 23:18 The Green Door 23:59 360 Vegas Vacation 25:03 The Green Door location 25:50 How safe is the Vegas strip for a solo female? 27:08 Vegas.stripwalking.com is the greatest Vegas tour guide 29:42 Jay going to NYC 30:50 Mike was AI-ing the Wynn app in 2019 32:02 Gen Z Storytime: Magic Eye Pictures 34:55 Juli has a magic eyegasm 36:17 Food Hall of Fame: Casey's Pizza (via Zach in MN) 38:19 Offending Iowans… and women 42:40 Points to Ponder 43:24 Best medical show ever? 46:15 Best town or city in Kansas that you have not lived in? 47:15 Geoff and Mike nearly died in Kansas in 1997 50:15 What is a knockoff brand that is better than the original? 55:10 Would you take $500,000 or two shots to get a ball on the #17 green at Sawgrass for $10,000,000

March 26, 20251 hr 2 min

E-23: 360 Vegas Mark – Author & Korn Fan

The guys welcome Mark Wojtowicz Jr from the 360 Vegas Podcast to talk about his new book "Vegas: From Fremont to The Strip - How Las Vegas Casinos Evolved". They delve into the intriguing process of making the book, outlining how quickly it came together, and Mark shares his favorite story from the book that encapsulates the unique spirit of Las Vegas. Then, in Points to Ponder, all four of them engage in a discussion about the best Korn song and the most iconic rock video. They also get Mark's amusing thoughts on the unconventional pairing of butter and pop-tarts. And they find out if Mark has ever enjoyed the fast seafood delicacy known as Long John Silvers, while Mike shows his age, reminiscing about a commercial from the 1980's like it was yesterday. https://stripwalking.com/post/podcast/e-23-360-vegas-mark-author-korn-fan 0:00 Cheesy Intro Music 1:43 Mark Wojtowicz Jr joins us from 360 Vegas Podcast 2:28 Geoff encounters a hooker 4:14 Jay encounters a stripper 6:48 Mark's book "Vegas: From Fremont to The Strip - How Las Vegas Casinos Evolved" 14:48 The process of making a book 16:48 Mark's favorite Vegas history story 18:26 The book comes together in 8 months 21:58 Reach out to Mark & Keren from 360 Vegas Podcast when you are in Vegas 24:10 360 Vegas Vacation Event 24:27 Remembering Geoff getting cutoff from alcohol at 360 Vegas Vacation 2024 25:08 2025 360 Vegas Vacation schedule 28:36 Geoff tries to get Mike in trouble with his wife 31:38 Some jerkoff gave Mark's book 4 stars instead of 5 33:02 Will casino theming ever come back? 33:58 Cromwell rebranding to Vanderpump 37:14 Mark's favorite property in Vegas to play at and stay at 37:55 Local's casinos vs strip casinos 40:00 Jay has a daughter looking at going to UNLV 42:24 Counting Geoff's Ummmms 43:26 Points to Ponder 43:33 Best Korn Song 46:10 Best rock video 48:58 Mark's thoughts on pop-tarts 49:28 Mike tried buttered pop-tarts and predictably was not impressed 50:26 Mark's thoughts on Long John Silvers 51:22 Mike references a very old LJS commercial 51:52 Do they have Long John Silvers in Vegas? 52:58 Mark mic drops Earl of Sandwich on the guys 53:58 Vegas: There is something for everyone 55:58 O'Sheas/Casino Royale 57:38 Frozen Baileys 58:14 Crazy drink prices 1:01:33 Ummmmm

March 5, 20251 hr 14 min

E-22: Air Guitar Hero Overboard

Mike boldly leaps into the spicy realm of Indian food. Geoff declares his sabbatical from casino dealing a thing of the past and has an epic night at the casino. After years of swearing off cruises, Mike starts to consider a voyage—only to be halted by an outrageous tale of a guy who fell overboard after an epic air guitar contest win. Gen Z story time recalls buying CDs with Columbia House/BMG, leaving Mike and Jay in stitches when they discover Geoff was still jamming with BMG in the mid-2000s while they were digital outlaws burning CDs like it was the Wild West, courtesy of Napster. Follow ups from past episodes include sourcing Earl of Sandwich bread, the noble practice of shower peeing, and the controversial act of microwaving Pop-Tarts. As for new probing questions, the gang tackles the ultimate air guitar masterpiece, the best golf club, and the finest Will Ferrell flick. https://stripwalking.com/post/podcast/e-22-air-guitar-hero-overboard 0:00 Cheesy Intro Music 2:03 Jay misses a podcast recording session 3:23 Mike tries Indian food 13:28 Geoff returns to dealing 14:57 Boner shout out 15:35 Geoff's epic gambling night 25:00 The sounds of Dragon Link 26:46 Mike considering taking a cruise 27:43 Riding the fence at Princess Juliana Airport in Sint Maarten 32:38 Man falls off cruise ship and is in the water for 20 hours and lives 46:30 Gen Z Storytime - Columbia House / BMG 53:40 Geoff was still using BMG while everyone else was downloading it off the internet 54:20 Napster and burning mix CDs 58:10 Follow-ups from previous episodes 58:20 Shower Peeing 58:53 Earl of Sandwich Bread from Chicago Johnnys 1:00:30 Microwaving Pop Tarts 1:01:23 Douchebag Evan 1:03:30 Points to Ponder 1:03:40 What is the best song to air guitar to? 1:05:12 What is the best golf club? 1:07:41 What is the best Will Ferrell movie? 1:10:04 Geoff has never seen Talladega Nights 1:11:39 What is the best type of Vegas busker?

February 12, 20251 hr 5 min

E-21: Buttered Pop-Tarts And Piss

The guys are back at it again, hunting down the illustrious Earl of Sandwich bread and the legendary Gatorgum. Jay rediscovers Pop-Tarts after a two-decade-long hiatus. Meanwhile, a customer trying to snag a stylish Strip Walking T-Shirt is thrown for a loop by a delivery notification from Michael Jordan, sparking a Gen Z tale about MJ that includes the dubious demise of his dad. Everyone’s in agreement that Chickie's & Pete's crab fries are so amazing they deserve a spot in the Strip Talking Podcast Food Hall of Fame! And then there’s Geoff, who’s totally zen about peeing in the shower, convinced that women do it too, and he’s not even bothered by standing in the piss! And if you ask these guys, any steak cooked beyond "medium" is practically a crime against meat! Geoff offends Jay and Mike again by never having watched "The Office". https://stripwalking.com/post/podcast/e-21-buttered-pop-tarts-and-piss 0:00 Cheesy Intro Music 2:25 Earl of Sandwich Bread follow up 3:52 Chicago Johnnys sells and ships Turano Bread 5:25 Gatorgum on Ebay 6:18 Jay eats Pop-Tarts again - first time in more than 20 years 8:31 Pop-Tarts Bowl 11:20 Frozen Pop-Tarts 12:06 Ways to eat Pop-Tarts 13:15 Buttering your Pop-Tarts 22:10 Untoasted Pop-Tarts 23:52 All the flavors of Pop-Tarts 28:00 A Strip Walking Shirt shipping issue 33:00 Gen Z Story time - Michael Jordan 39:31 The suspicious death of Jordan's father 49:34 Chickie's and Pete's crab fries goes into the Strip Talking Podcast Food Hall of Fame 55:42 Points to Ponder 56:37 Do you pee in the shower? Even if its a tub shower with water up to your ankles? 1:00:20 Do women pee in the shower? 1:01:00 Best character from "The Office" tv show? 1:03:43 How do you order your steak?

January 15, 20251 hr 13 min

E-20: Just The Clips

Geoff, Mike, and Jay are celebrating their 20th episode! They dive into Mike's unforgettable Long John Silver's drive-through adventure, Jay's epic mission to score some Earl of Sandwich bread, and that time Mike gave his wife a tire rebate for their anniversary—because nothing says "I love you" like discount tires! And let's not forget Jay's thrilling horse racing win that may have ended in glue - for the horse. They hilariously reminisce about Jay ditching his daughter's orchestra concert to serve up some pickleball magic, plus Gambler Trey and Jay bonding over their mutual disdain for Carolina BBQ—now that’s real friendship! And who could miss Juli's complete inability to snag any positive points in a Points to Ponder contest (called "rapid fire questions" at the time)? But the real question remains: can anything possibly top Geoff's iconic no-cheese Whopper clip for the title of best moment of 2024? The guys also delve into the secret art of unleashing "Sassy Jay mode" and have a hearty laugh over Jay's line about putting cheese on a 2x4! https://stripwalking.com/post/podcast/e-20-just-the-clips 0:00 Cheesy Intro Music 1:30 NFL Talk 1:47 Carson Wentz sucks 4:50 Strip Talking's 20th Episode 6:10 Listen to Strip Talking episodes over and over 6:37 Clip from Episode 14 - Mike gives his wife a tire rebate for their anniversary 11:24 Clip from Episode 19 - Earl of Sandwich bread quest 23:22 Clip from Episode 4 - Jay's miraculous horse betting story 28:12 Brilliant idea to improve Sigma derby 28:56 Clip from Episode 18 - Gambler Trey "roasts" KC BBQ 34:30 Memphis in May 35:27 Clip from Episode 1 - The Before Jay (BJ) Times - Mike's Pay it Forward Situation at Long John Silvers 43:02 The Strip Talking Lost Episode 43:43 Clip from Episode 6 - Jay's Pickleball Pickle 49:20 Clip from Episode 7 - Juli loses to Mike & Jay in a Points to Ponder competition 1:04:11 Sassy Jay Mode 1:05:12 Clip from Episode 6 - Geoff does not want cheese on his Whopper 1:10:22 The guys pick a winner for best Strip Talking clip of 2024

December 16, 20241 hr 26 min

E-19: Dutch Oven Hero – Through the Fire and Buns

Mike is a bundle of annoyance about Amazon guaranteeing delivery dates like they’re making a pinky swear. Meanwhile, Jay is living his best life, reliving his Hawaiian themed Thanksgiving and reminiscing about his past themes. Mike discusses his latest Universal Orlando trip, where he played VIP for a day and made another pilgrimage back to the Hot Dog Hall of Fame, proving once again he has strong opinions about wieners. And of course, he has his share of meltdowns about his American Airlines flights. Jay, on a quest worthy of a reality show, is tirelessly searching for an Earl of Sandwich location that will ship him their legendary bread. Geoff adds Sticky Toffee Pudding from Hell's Kitchen Las Vegas to the Strip Talking Podcast Food Hall of Fame. Gen-Z story time gets nostalgic over the clicking and clacking of Guitar Hero and Rock Band. Mike’s also rocking a new YouTube channel called Recliner Riffs where he strums his guitar while sitting down... because he is old! And finally, the guys engage in a debate over the best Gatorade flavor, the ultimate Christmas movie, and the most iconic Christmas song, proving that the only things more complicated than their opinions are their holiday plans. https://stripwalking.com/post/podcast/e-19-dutch-oven-hero-through-the-fire-and-buns 0:00 Cheesy Intro Music 1:35 Mike is upset about Amazon's faux guaranteed delivery 4:28 Mike working at Pizza Hut delivery in the 1990s with no google maps 8:10 Geoff keeps losing his small package(s) 9:27 Jay's Hawaiian themed Thanksgiving 11:30 Listing Jay's previous Thanksgiving themes 12:58 The Hawaiian Thanksgiving menu 18:03 Geoff's makes Thanksgiving dinner (except the turkey). Fails to recreate Earl of Sandwich Holiday Turkey sandwich because bread wasn't correct. 19:08 Mike gambles on Thanksgiving 19:15 "Press Your Luck" slots 20:50 Single player bubble craps 22:08 Trying to source Earl of Sandwich bread 22:52 Mike makes a post-Thanksgiving Universal Studios Orlando trip 23:08 Mike leaves the airport during a Charlotte layover 24:21 Comparing American Airlines legroom to Southwest 26:42 American Airlines boarding issues 28:05 New park opening at Universal Orlando in May 2025 called "Epic Universe" 30:40 Universal Orlando VIP Tour 32:18 Jay's Earl of Sandwich bread update - calling stores trying to get bread 34:20 Mr Pickle's Sandwich Shop bread - Dutch "Oven" Crunch Roll 36:00 Mike resumes his VIP tour story 38:53 Girl gets motion sickness on VIP tour 42:30 Mike revisits the Hot Dog Hall of Fame and has a 2 foot long dog 46:59 Jay calls an Earl of Sandwich to try and get the bread shipped 49:30 A Earl of Sandwich store calls Jay back 51:13 Is Mike racist? 52:54 Young family annoys Mike on the flight home 54:47 Man tries to self upgrade to exit row 55:55 Man worried about missing connection for on time flight 56:48 30+ minute wait for gate after landing 57:11 Letting people with connections off the plane first 1:01:04 Reclining in your seat in an airplane 1:02:01 Gambler Trey's Food Hall of Fame induction is voided 1:03:07 Geoff inducts Sticky Toffee Pudding from Hells Kitchen in Las Vegas into the Strip Talking Podcast Food Hall of Fame 1:07:02 Gen Z Storytime: Guitar Hero / Rock Band Video Games 1:09:12 South Park guitar hero unplugged episode 1:09:30 Dragonforce - Through Fire and Flames 1:12:42 Mike's new YouTube channel of him playing guitar called Recliner Riffs 1:16:56 Mike promises his daughter he will do Taylor Swift's "Better than Revenge" on Recliner Riffs 1:18:08 Points to Ponder 1:18:30 What is the best Recliner Riffs song? 1:20:52 What is the best Gatorade flavor? 1:21:37 Gatorgum 1:22:30 What is the best Christmas movie? 1:23:30 What is the best Christmas song? 1:25:00 Mike walks a mile in Geoff's shoes

November 26, 20241 hr 3 min

E-18: Trey-way BBQ Battle

The guys are joined by Gambler Trey, who spills the beans about his wild Vegas escapades, from hitting up Zorkfest to snagging a video poker Royal Flush like it's no big deal, and, of course, his thrilling “hand pay hunting” adventures. He even shares his craps betting strategy and recounts indulging in some octopus delicacies with Keren from the 360 Vegas Podcast. Mike stumbles upon a mysterious bra in his hotel room and gets a bit “salty” about the Wyndham to Caesars diamond credit card status match fleeing faster than his last bets. Mike is very disappointed as Jay does the unthinkable and chooses a Hawaiian Luau theme over Mike's absolutely brilliant idea of a Long John Silvers Thanksgiving. Things take a turn for the ludicrous when Trey and Jay dive into a BBQ turf war, only to hilariously roast Geoff for his shocking Whopper cheese aversion! https://stripwalking.com/post/podcast/e-18-trey-way-bbq-battle 0:00 Cheesy Intro Music 2:22 Geoff trash talks Keren from 360 Vegas Podcast 3:17 Mike finds a bra in a hotel room 6:40 How Gambler Trey got into gambling - getting cussed out by a grandma in a poker room 12:30 Trey's craps strategy 15:34 Trey's favorite casino 18:29 Stupid Bet 19:15 Zorkfest 25:25 Trey eats octopus with 360 Vegas Keren at Sinatra's 29:27 Caesars status match with Wyndham credit card going away - Mike to lose diamond status 33:45 Trey goes hand pay hunting after first getting video poker Royal Flush 42:28 Tracking your gambling 45:49 Jay chooses Hawaiian Luau theme for Thanksgiving instead of Long John Silvers theme 47:36 Revisiting Geoff's opinion that cheese doesn't belong on a Whopper 51:50 Memphis VS Kansas City VS Carolina BBQ 56:13 Mike lowers the maturity level of the podcast to 12 year old level 1:02:11 Geoff insults Trey

November 5, 20241 hr 24 min

E-17: Meaty Mamoa’s Warehouse of Wagers

Geoff is absent because of illness, making him even more of a target for mockery. Mike thinks he has a kidney stone. Mike and Jay rank meats. Theming concepts for a new casino include Costco, Spirit Airlines, Bass Pro Shops, dollar store, and a funeral home. The guys discuss the upcoming Zorkfest (which is now over), a travel and loyalty conference focused on maximizing travel rewards (miles and points) and casino comps. Mike thinks he should stop making fun of southerners and proceeds to to continue to make fun of southerners, but it's OK... his wife is southern. Cheerwine is inducted into the Strip Talking Podcast Food Hall of Fame. Gen Z story time revisits the infamous Menendez brothers case. Mike proposes that Jay have a Long John Silvers themed Thanksgiving. Jay thinks Jason Mamoa would be too polite to break Mike's arm in an arm wrestling contest. Picking the worst pro sports team name proves difficult. The Tennessee Titans try to keep Mike out of their stadium. A bet is made on whether Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce will eventually break up or get married. Link to episode page; https://stripwalking.com/post/podcast/e-17-meaty-mamoas-warehouse-of-wagers/ 0:00 Cheesy Intro Music 1:34 Geoff is sick (and not on this episode) while Mike thinks he has a kidney stone 8:00 Meat rankings 14:18 Aquaman 21:40 Mike & Jay observations from their children's orchestra concert 25:00 Long John Silvers Thanksgiving 34:18 Motley Crue Vegas Residency 36:12 Potential new themes for casino that replaces Tropicana 37:15 Costco Casino: Warehouse of Wagers 39:15 Spirit Airlines Casino: Budget Bettors Paradise 41:54 Bass Pro Shops Casino: The Great Outdoors of Gambling 44:45 Dollar Store Casino: Bargain Basement of Betting 46:37 Funeral Home Casino: The Last Bet Resort 49:17 Mike thinks he needs to make fun of southerners less 49:55 Zorkfest - travel and loyalty conference focused on maximizing travel rewards (miles and points) and casino comps 54:42 Mike adds Cheerwine to the Strip Talking Podcast Food Hall of Fame 1:00:10 Gen Z Storytime: The Menendez Brothers murder their parents in 1989 1:09:38 Points to Ponder 1:10:04 What is the best bread? 1:13:43 Would Jason Mamoa break Mike's arm in an arm wrestling contest? 1:14:32 Worst team name in 4 major U.S. Professional sports (NFL, NHL, MLB, NBA) 1:19:53 Tennessee Titans try to prevent Mike from attending playoff games 1:24:33 Mike "compliments" Patrick Mahomes by wishing bad things upon him 1:26:05 Betting on whether Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce break up?

October 22, 20241 hr 4 min

E-16: Piggy In The Jar

Mike drags Jay to Long John Silver's for the first time in decades. Multiple "Gladys Kravitz" bands causes confusion. Mike embarks on a hilarious text exchange with a "wrong number". Ocean One restaurant in Vegas closes down only to pop back up like a jack-in-the-box, leaving everyone scratching their heads. The guys collectively swoon over cookie dough, but Jay drops some truth bombs on why eating it raw is as safe as eating bird crap. Jay officially enshrines Costco rotisserie chicken into the Strip Talking Podcast Food Hall of Fame. Inspired by Bryson DeChambeau's YouTube channel, Mike decides to channel his inner handyman and rig oversized grips onto his golf clubs himself. Jay butchers a pig "intimately"! "Gen Z story time" remembers the unforgettable saga of Lorena and John Wayne Bobbitt and that infamous severed penis, via a Ginsu knife. "Points to Ponder" tackles the burning questions of our time—like Alien vs Predator, the ultimate Metallica jam, the best street name in Omaha, and, of course, the ultimate comforting comfort food. https://stripwalking.com/post/podcast/e-16-piggy-in-the-jar 0:00 Cheesy Intro Music 2:40 Multiple Gladys Kravitz bands? 4:00 Geoff makes an Alexa joke 7:23 Mike's text conversation with a stranger 13:05 Ocean One restaurant in Vegas closes and then re-opens 16:09 The guys love raw cookie dough but Jay explains why its dangerous 18:30 Mike takes Jay to Long John Silvers for the first time in decades 25:58 Molding young minds 27:45 Mike and Jay argue about Sonic pretzels… again 31:06 Jay inducts the Costco Rotisserie Chicken into the Strip Talking Podcast Food Hall of Fame 33:22 Jay butchers a pig 35:15 Bryson DeChambeau's youtube channel convinced Mike to get oversized golf grips and install them himself 41:33 Gen Z Story Time: Lorena Bobbitt cuts off her husband's penis in 1993 48:24 Points to Ponder 45:55 Alien vs Predator 50:59 What is the best Metallic song? 54:42 What is the best Omaha street name? 57:53 What is the best Omaha Zoo exhibit or ride? 59:40 Jeopardy contestants that draw a picture on their final Jeopardy answer 1:01:30 What is the most comforting comfort food?

October 3, 20241 hr 4 min

E-15: Megan Fox – Mondo Dukes – And The Legend Of Optimus Prime

The guys interview Optimus Prime and discuss Megan Fox, Geoff's GoBots, and the new Transformers One movie. Mike wants to get sued by Taylor Swift. A second NO EAT CHALLENGE is discussed to raise awareness for people working from home, such as Jay. Mike wonders about the meaning of "Big O Tires". Strip Talking Food Hall of Fame inductions include a pork belly grilled cheese from Tap House in Omaha and the batter that Long John Silvers uses. Gen Z story time remembers baby Jessica falling into a well in Texas in 1987. The Challenger explosion is also discussed. Points to ponder include: Most influential celebrity chef? Best Johnson? Best nuts? Best Kool-aid flavor? and Most overrated fast food chain? https://stripwalking.com/post/podcast/e-15-megan-fox-mondo-dukes-and-the-legend-of-optimus-prime 0:00 Cheesy Intro Music 1:40 Excitement about Optimus Prime coming on the podcast 5:24 Getting Taylor Swift to file a lawsuit against us 6:38 Will there be a second "No Eat" Challenge? 7:25 Raising awareness for the plight of people working from home - such as Jay 11:48 Cats suck 13:33 Thanks again to our Greek listeners 14:30 Mike leaves to get a beer 14:48 Optimus Prime joins the podcast 21:55 Mike returns but Optimus Prime is gone 22:44 The meaning of the name "Big O Tires" 24:50 Mike inducts Long John Silvers batter into the Strip Walking Food Hall of Fame 27:15 Doing a live show from Long John Silvers 28:14 Another Jay parenting fail 28:48 Geoff inducts the Pork Belly Grilled Cheese from Taphouse in Omaha 36:20 Gen Z Storytime - Baby Jessica falls in a well in Texas in 1987 43:22 The Challenger Explosion - Mike's Dad's terrible joke about it 47:41 Points to Ponder 48:08 Most influential celebrity chef? 51:51 Best Johnson? 54:37 Best nuts (or drupes)? 55:39 A honey roasted 2x4 would be delicious 56:23 Best Kool-Aid flavor? 58:50 Most overrated fast food chain?