Nick the Rat Radio

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Jun 2026

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A paranoid cartoon rat that plays music on a paranormal podcast. Also takes calls! 1-917-719-5923

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June 10, 20263 hr 19 min

Demon Code

Episode 543 Nick the Rat crawls out of the Brooklyn sewer for Episode 543 with a deep dive into the oldest obsession in human history — demonology. From ancient Mesopotamian clay tablets and King Solomon's grimoire to Elizabethan spirit mediums and the Loudun possessions, Nick traces 5,000 years of humans trying to make contact with something they don't fully understand. Then he asks the question nobody else is asking: is firing up your AI chatbot really all that different from summoning a demon? Also on tonight's episode — Nick returns from Charlotte, NC with strong opinions about sidewalks and Wells Fargo, roasts the TSA over a $45 Real ID shakedown, and breaks down the United Airlines flight that turned around because someone named their Bluetooth speaker "bomb." Special guest Lilith the demon summoner calls in to share her craft, Mystery Man delivers a truly unhinged Bigfoot story from 1847, Zindu absolutely loses it over professional sports, and Jane Hanoi reports live from the Dark Sewer Network News. Donations, voicemails, and a late-night AI bubble rant round out one of the wildest episodes yet. Welcome to the sewer. #sewerchat #NickTheRatRadio #Demonology #AIConspiracy #Demons #Paranormal #ConspiracyTheory #DarkSewerNetwork #MysteryMan #JaneHanoi #Occult #Grimoire #KingSolomon #SleepParalysis #ArtificialIntelligence #AIBubble #Underground #Brooklyn #PodcastEpisode #LateNightRadio #WeirdPodcast #TrueParanormal #SpiderNoir #TSARant #DemonSummoning #CultPodcast A paranoid rat discusses conspiracies, secret agendas, and things they don't want you to know — while playing hand-picked underground music. Call in live: 1-917-719-5923 Originally aired: 06/10/26 All music is Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0). All artists are credited during the episode. For more info: www.nicktherat.com

June 3, 202650 min

RAT LIFE

Nick the Rat Radio Episode 542 There's no live show this week — because your boy is strapping you to his back and taking you through a full day in the Brooklyn sewers before hopping a flight to Charlotte, NC. Hard-boiled eggs, loose leaf tea, watching the garbage truck run a red light, and a full breakdown of YouTube's AI slop machine and how a nine-second video of a girl fingering goo out-performed everything Nick has ever worked on. Also: Sony dropped nothing at their big event, the Marathon patch killed an already dead game, and RAM prices are cooked thanks to the AI bubble. Then Jane Hanoi calls in with a paranormal report out of Philadelphia that nobody asked for but everybody needed — a colonial-era poltergeist, spectral laughter in empty hallways, and Jane threatening to steal milk from every fridge in the city. No conspiracies, no Mystery Man, no Zindu — just a rat packing a carry-on and talking to you all day like you two are old friends. Value for value, listener supported, from the sewers of Brooklyn to the suburbs of Charlotte. #sewerchat #NickTheRatRadio #Podcast #ConspiracyPodcast #DayInTheLife #UndergroundPodcast #NewYorkCity #Paranormal #Podcast542 #BrooklynPodcast #AISlop #YouTubeAI #JaneHanoi #LoFiPodcast #IndependentPodcast #RatLife A paranoid rat discusses conspiracies, secret agendas, and things they don't want you to know — while playing hand-picked underground music. Call in live: 1-917-719-5923 Originally aired: 06/03/26 All music is Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0). All artists are credited during the episode. For more info: www.nicktherat.com

May 27, 20262 hr 5 min

They Vanished Completely

Nick the Rat Radio Episode 541 Scientists just confirmed it: a entire civilization built 35,000 stone monuments across Europe, dragged quartz boulders 60 miles to place them on fault lines with surgical precision — and then disappeared without a war, without a fire, without a single written word. No genetic trace in anyone alive today. A University of Copenhagen study dropped this year and barely anyone's talking about it. Nick the Rat is. Tonight we get into the piezoelectric grid theory, the Kyoto University solar flare research, and why a Neolithic infrastructure project might have cooked its own builders from the inside out. Plus mammoth bones that turned out to be a whale, a caller from inside a correctional facility, and Jane Hanoi reports from the Dark Sewer Network on Antarctic mole cities and alien dairy farmers who don't know what they're doing. #AncientCivilization #LostCivilization #Megaliths #Stonehenge #Carnac #AncientDNA #Conspiracy #NickTheRat #PiezoElectric #SolarStorm #UnexplainedHistory #AlternativeHistory #ConspiracyPodcast #UndergroundMedia #DarkSewerNetwork #sewerchat A paranoid rat discusses conspiracies, secret agendas, and things they don't want you to know — while playing hand-picked underground music. Call in live: 1-917-719-5923 Originally aired: 05/27/26 All music is Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0). All artists are credited during the episode. For more info: www.nicktherat.com

May 20, 20262 hr 28 min

Baltic Bedlam

Nick the Rat Radio Episode 540 Nick the Rat is sick, pantsless, and on a mission. Episode 540 kicks off with a rant about Google Maps burying street names under business ads, a meditation on robot Frank and his box-flipping career, and some hard questions for John Stewart about who actually gets paid. Then things get deep — literally. Nick dives into the surge of mass whale strandings since 2023, the string of mysterious Baltic Sea cable cuts, NATO's Operation Baltic Sentry, and DARPA's real-life living sensor program that uses ocean animals as military surveillance tools. The dots start connecting in ways that will keep you up at night. Also on tonight's program: the 60-meter unidentified object sitting on the Baltic seafloor that kills electronics and breathes water, a Canadian-Norwegian oil company that found Poland's biggest oil deposit ever on their very first drill, a CIA whistleblower testifying about the COVID lab leak cover-up, and Jane Hanoi returns with a special report that is absolutely not safe for the lactose intolerant. Featuring music from Zillion Instruments, Nav Day, Free Beat Vault, Froggy 5, 44 with Dudley Boys, and more. Value for value — if you got something out of it, send something back. A paranoid rat discusses conspiracies, secret agendas, and things they don't want you to know — while playing hand-picked underground music. Call in live: 1-917-719-5923 Originally aired: 05/20/26 All music is Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0). All artists are credited during the episode. For more info: www.nicktherat.com

May 13, 20262 hr 15 min

Plasma Nexus

Nick the Rat Radio - 539 - Plasma Nexus - Ghosts. UFOs. Psychic experiments. Strange lights. Poltergeists. What if they’re not separate phenomena at all? What if they’re all symptoms of the same thing? #ghosts | #ufo | #uap | #quartz | #faultlines | #psychic | #lights | #poltergeists | #plasma | #ai | #digitalid | #slavery 🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud: 1. Jiglr — Night Rider 2. Trackistador — Kevin MacLeod Night in Venice 3. Blind Walker G — Heaven's Not the Place to Be 4. Fhgitarre — Aria by Logy 5. Aftertune — Downtown Motown Mix 6. Fabien Cambi — La Noyée (Yann Tiersen) 7. Mezhdunami — Flashes 8. Navdey — Goin High 9. Funzo — Bagel Bite

May 6, 20263 hr 11 min

Hivesync Protocol

Nick the Rat Radio - 538 - Hivesync Protocol - From terminator seeds and doomsday vaults to blockchain food mandates and billionaires buying up American farmland — this episode connects the documented, publicly available evidence behind what may be the most ambitious control operation in human history: the systematic takeover of the global food supply. We trace how four corporations now control over 56% of the world's commercial seeds, how "Save the Bees" campaigns were engineered to kill the wrong bee, how Walmart and the FDA built interlocking digital systems that lock non-compliant farmers out of the market entirely, how Dutch and Canadian governments are forcing independent farmers off generational land on WEF-aligned timelines, and how the same three asset managers own the food companies, the pharma companies treating food-related disease, and the media outlets covering all of it. Every claim is sourced. Every patent number is real. The data was never hidden — just scattered. Tonight we connect the dots. Or not... #hivesync | #foodcontrol | #seedmonopoly | #WEF | #billgates | #blockchain | #foodsupplychain | #farmland | #globalism | #greatreset | #monsanto | #terminatorseed | #savethebees | #beewashing | #deepstate | #shadowgovernment | #conspiracytheory | #conspiracyfacts | #socialengineering | #controlsystem | #agribusiness | #foodsovereignty | #FSMA | #IBMFoodTrust | #BlackRock | #Vanguard | #youngloballeaders | #Klaus Schwab | #UBI | #undergroundmedia | #surveillancecapitalism | #farmersprotest | #Netherlands | #chinabuysland | #svalbard | #doomsdayvault | #syntheticfood | #labgrownmeat | #insectprotein | #foodmatrix | #followthemoney 🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud: 1. Navdey — First Time Remix 2. Blind Walker G — Horses on the Moon 3. WTHDRWN — TV Girl the Blonde Synth 4. Atribute — Go Smooth 5. Blind Walker G — Spirit of Oz 6. Funzo — Cold Sweat 7. Vijk — Run 8. Sir L O F I — Dancing in the Dusk 9. 8bit Wraith — Don't Ask Why

April 29, 20262 hr 57 min

Compliance Pipeline

Nick the Rat Radio - 537 - Compliance Pipeline - The destruction of real childhood wasn't an accident — it was a process. From Edward Bernays and B.F. Skinner to the Children's Television Act, the Hasbro consolidation, and algorithmic Skinner boxes running on your kid's tablet, the Compliance Pipeline has been under construction for over a century. 🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud: 1. Nello Wav — Stay Afloat 2. Purrple Panther — It's a Bird 3. The SJHP — I'll Be Gone 4. TRSTN — Quinte 5. Sir L O F I — Practice Practice 6. Vijk — Brussels Sprout 7. Funzo — Can't Believable 8. Mosch Ti — Acid Hybrid 9. SoDownBassMusic — Lana Del Ray Doin Time

April 22, 20262 hr 47 min

EPISODE 536 : Abyssal Flare

ABYSSAL FLARE | The Energy War Nobody's Talking About 11 scientists are dead or missing. China just built an artificial sun. A 13-billion-year-old object from the galactic core passed through our solar system. And a company backed by the CEO of OpenAI is secretly building a fusion reactor for Microsoft. Every single fact in this episode is real. The connections are the conspiracy. Rat breaks down the global race for post-scarcity energy — fusion reactors, deep-sea mineral grabs, solid-state batteries, and the scientists who knew too much. The FBI is investigating. Congress is alarmed. The President called it "pretty serious stuff." So what's really going on? Stay curious. Stay paranoid. This is the Dark Sewer. 🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud: 1. Navdey — Wanna Go 2. Purrple Panther — Another Night 3. Destiny and Duplexes — You Don't Need a Sunset 4. Fr0ggy5 — And She Fades Away 5. Taxazed — Stay Extreme 6. Funzo — The Phoney 7. Vijk — Move Your Body 8. Sir L O F I — Enjoy the Ride 9. Piano Music Girl — Moon Theme Sci-Fi 80s Remix

April 15, 20262 hr 46 min

EPISODE 535 : Abyssal Awakening

The ocean just hit its second hottest temperature ever recorded. Scientists discovered 24 brand-new species nobody knew existed — at 4,000 meters deep. A 40-year-old iceberg is collapsing in real time. And now? The U.S. government just fast-tracked permits to mine the EXACT spot where all of this is happening. But that's just the surface. Are we stumbling into something that was deliberately hidden? Is the deep-sea mining push a cover for something bigger? And why does every person who gets too close to these answers end up gone? The ocean isn't just warming. It's waking up. 🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud: 1. Purrple Panther — Let's Go to the Moon 2. G8X — Gate 2 Strange Dimensions 3. Ndrei Aizullin — Mission Impossible Orchestra 4. Six Umbrellas — Pulse Logic 5. Robert Gervais — Jouissance 6. Piano Music Girl — Gauntlet IV March in the Dark 7. Dustin Maselbas — Neckbone 8. Funzo — Wake Up 9. Marc Corso — Personal Jesus

April 8, 20262 hr 22 min

EPISODE 534 : Lunar Dominion

Whats going on with the moon. DOMINION! 🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud: 1. Purrple Panther — Inside Another Book 2. Justin Allan Arnold — Ex Machina First Part 3. G8X — Fly By 4. Vectraston — Night 5. K1LO EC — Drag in Dirt 6. Interpslyce — Modem We Gotta Connect (Level 9 Turtles Bootleg) 7. Funzo — Flying 8. Dustin Maselbas — Vicious 9. VCA 089 2 — Infravolt Nightowls