Mindless Prattle

Hosted by Jordon and Ripley

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150

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Oct 2026

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The Podcast from the minds of Jordon and Ripley where they talk about the random thoughts and events of their life. Join in each week for the crazy conversations and laughs about nothing in particular.

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October 12, 202630 min

Mindless Triceratops Wielding Ho

This week, we attempt home projects with absolutely zero useful examples to guide us-- turns out "wing it," is not a tutorial. Ripley's been pet sitting fulltime for a crew of fun, high-energy dogs, so expect dispatches from the chaos of too many waggy tails. Then we get philosophical. If you could live in any time period, when would it be-- and more importantly, who would you want to be? Jordon brings this week's cautionary tale about a coworker who managed to poison themselves, and then (naturally) ignored every instruction for fixing it. Classic! Plus, a round of fun questions absolutely no one asked for. Because that's kind of our whole thing. Grab a snack and settle in-- it's another beautifully mindless episode. If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com . Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at noon CST. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

October 5, 202628 min

Mindless Cat Height Explosions

Check out at your own pace and not at the one of the zombie tentacles. Its Mindless Prattle with another blazing episode full of nons and chalants for your audio pleasure centers. The new sound is on its way and the videos are getting there at their own pace but rest with all the assureds that MP will be here with new cat needs, new heights to not be afraid of, and new places to explore. Check out all you want and more with us every week at mindlessprattle.com, youtube, or wherever you get your podcasts!

September 28, 202626 min

Mindless Resident Calls

This week kicks off with a full-throated defense of the new Resident Evil movie--because it's awesome, actually-- and a bigger question: why does anyone expect Resident Evil to be serious? It's always been camp. That's the point. Sit down. From there we get into the etiquette of announcing you're dating a cougar (there's a right moment, we promise,) celebrate Jordon's birthday and the single greatest gift ever bestowed upon a man-- a pizza axe-- and recap Ripley and Jordon's adventures at the Dirty Birdie. Then, Jordon returns with a spectrum update that against all odds, got worse, which Ripley somehow ties to the literacy crisis. We also work out life's greatest cheat codes: being a decent human or being decently pretty will get you disturbingly far. Plus: a rant about people who talk on the phone while ordering coffee and food. It's rude and that's a hill we will die on. Finally, a debate that cannot be settled: Ripley maintains Jordon has never seen a woman, while the doctor disagrees. You decide. If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com . Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at noon CST. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

September 21, 202628 min

Mindless Cabinet Painting Dread

Hello Mindless Friends! This week, we are sneezing cat hair off every surface and dusting our way through this episode. We tackle the hard questions like, Does your google search history expose your OCD, and why was Target the appropriate venue for an incident with boobies? Then, we're off to Scotland with theories about where the beavers went and Jordon regales us with questions about birds. Plus: homeownership continues to be a slow-motion trap painting cabinets is a personal attack, and Jordon shares his thoughts on Resonance-- a geuinely great video game that is also actively trying to defeat you. Grab a lint roller and settle in; it's a weird one! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com . Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at noon CST. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

September 14, 202630 min

Mindless Quick Cancel

This week, we're running on moving box fumes and existential questions. We get into the special kind of exhaustion that is relocating your entire life, dig into Pursuit of Jade, and settle the debate no one asked us to: would an apex predator actually want to sparkle like Edward Cullen? (Spoiler: Predators do not need rhinestones to be terrifying.) And then, because we're clearly in our rage era, we close out on the great modern scam-- companies that let you sign up in 3 seconds but make canceling feel like a hostage negotiation. Just let us leave! Grab a drink and settle in to prattle with us! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com . Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at noon CST. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

August 31, 202629 min

Mindless Grudges & Groceries

This episode could alternatively be called "Exhaustion, part two: the packing continues." And so goes our slow descent into cardboard-box madness. This one's recorded while Ripley is fresh with nerves over an impending job interview which cues the eternal question of what the heck does one wear to a job interview?! Then, our hosts get into Soulframe, and the (genuinely) momentous news that Ripley finally got new pants as well as the special frustration of dealing with someone whose communication style changes every five minutes. Some joy is found in letting strangers touch your belongings, while other things do not fill us with joy. These things include: Jordon's personal vendetta against Dutch Bros, the mystery of Five Guys pricing model, and the broader existential question of WHY is EVERYTHING so EXPENSIVE?? Come for the pants update, stay for the economic despair. If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com . Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at noon CST. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

August 24, 202626 min

Mindless Opinionated Home Lists

This week, we're running on fumes and cardboard boxes because nothing says "quality-podcast-prep" like moving-and-packing exhaustion. Jordon had us make a list of meats and rank them by how much we love them (a scientifically rigorous process, obviously). Jordon had to bring up his revulsion for boiled peanuts-- the taste, the texture, but especially the smell. If you like viral Chinese movies, questioning the existence of a chain of convenience stores, and the shared sensory adventure of Ripley and Jordon discovering some very real, very rotten pumpkins that were absolutely not plastic decorations. Come for the meat rankings, stay for the pumpkin rot. If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com . Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at noon CST. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

August 17, 202632 min

Mindless Demon Makeup Workouts

Hello and welcome back to the wonderful world of Mindless Prattle! This week, we're bringing you only the hardest topics such as the Tarte Glambulance, the concept of working out under the influence, and why people close their ears instead of listening to the very nice hotel worker explaining why they don't have a room for you. We know-- our journalism goes hard. We hope you enjoy all the prattles! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com . Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at noon CST. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

August 10, 202633 min

Mindless Wicker Space Flags

From the main moon man Neil himself and his bag all the over the Caribbean there's treasure to be had in online auctions and interwicker travel. Get out your comfiest woven piece of furniture and enjoy another weekly installment of Mindless Prattle with the MP fam. If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at noon CST. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

August 3, 202632 min

Mindless Little Willie Lady

Heal yourself with the womb studies in Australia and the scary space the moon has. She's a delicate celestial body after all. Take care to notice the little Willies in your life lest a random encounter prolong the evidence of your slip of the tongue. We've got the best flotation devices there are in the oceans without stopping to go to therapy, Mindless Prattle is the next best adventure! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at noon CST. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!