48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : A Podcast About The Internet

Hosted by Jason Robinson, Bryan Sutter

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You might be Online, but are you Extremely Online to know what I mean when I say "Groverhaus" or "Chewbacca ate my balls"? Can you tell the difference between a meme and an Image Macro? Does an image of a cartoon frog preparing to smoke a joint made of a werewolf's turd make you nostalgic for when cartoon frogs weren't fascist? Prepare for a magical journey through the Internet's darkest times and recent madness with us. You'll be amazed by what you hear. We're 48 Minutes Of Dogs Barking. We care.

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July 1, 2026Episode 1881 hr 11 min

The Goose Was Not Valued! (feat. Caleb and June from Kill The Computer)

Fire up the (classist) gaming systems and let's play Untitled Goose Slide Deck, it's 48 Minutes of Computers Killing This week we're joined by Caleb and June from Kill The Computer to talk about how playing videogames is classist, a baffling Goose-themed slide deck from the SoftBank's Masayoshi Son, a British writer finding topless men offensive, Quake you can play in your browser (CSSQuake.com, btw), the JaredFromSubway MEV bot getting honeypotted, Gangstalking and the comic Targ : The Targeted Individual, plus June reminds you to google John J. Cafaro for a good laugh. Fun Fact : This episode features a riff so offensive we debated leaving it in. Send your best guesses on what the joke was to jason@48minutesofdogsbarking.com and we'll read them on the next episode. Find more June and Caleb at : https://killthecomputer.com https://illconceivedpodcast.com/ https://bsky.app/profile/birdrespecter.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/junlper.beer Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Highlights From the Bowel Care Seminar" by Found Footage Fest - https://youtu.be/jm1uSgMRhlU Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

June 17, 2026Episode 18750 min

It's My Turn With The Lathe of Heaven

Add the hashtag #omninousevents and shake hands with Hell Dude before it's too late, it's 48 Minutes of Undulating Black Spheres Barking This week, we shake our heads at the dystopian feed of Pump Fun Go, End It stripping Bananaman in Toronto, SysCoin getting wrecked by bad code, Twitter legend @UtilityLimb and we stare into the dead eyes of a haunting hog training video. Fun Fact : This episode features more tweets than we've ever read out loud on an episode, which will only be surpassed when we do our @dril episode. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "YouTube Comments" by videogamedunkey - https://youtu.be/9pSsg2Dn2Jc "Some asshole wore a banana costume..." by @Is_Not_Brian - https://twitter.com/Is_Not_Brian/status/2063312391304360416 As promised, the @UtilityLimb archive : https://motd.co/2013/07/a-utilitylimb-fortune/ulimb.txt Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

June 10, 2026Episode 18649 min

The Baby Is A Lie

Do you recognize these shapes in this configuration? | || || |_ You will, after this week's new episode of 48 Minutes of Crap Webcomics. This week, we mourn the (temporary) ban of Morgpie for streaming Dark Souls on her feet, gross ourselves out with Bush's Baked Beans popsicle flavor, mourn the loss of Chinese influencer dog Chutou, get heavy on the Gravity Bridge hack, revisit the 18th anniversary of CTRL-ALT-DEL's Loss.jpg and we take a drink from the anime cosplayer foot juice bucket. For charity! Fun Fact : This episode contains more references to miscarriages than is legally allowed in our state, but shhh, don't tell Governor Kehoe. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "{YTP} The Sopranos - A Leotardo Family History by BoBolab - https://youtu.be/x_ecQa1E7DE Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

June 3, 2026Episode 18544 min

Jimmies Have Indeed Been Rustled

Keep your kid out of the gorilla enclosure and prepare for Le Epic Maymays, it's 48 Minutes of Gorillas Dying. This week, we attempt to Google "disregard," Sam Pepper impersonates Mr. Beast, Patagonia sues a drag queen, Verus gets exploited, Harambe gets killed and an AI WWE channel makes noises we can barely describe. Fun Fact : The JoeLizaWWE account has since rebranded as WWEFanPro and removed the funny glitchy videos, which is just sad. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Gorilla Shot Dead in Cincinnati Zoo.." by AllNew - https://youtu.be/8TsNmZyixJM "The Boy Who Fell into Harambe's Enclosure" by AllYouKnow3D - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ynOYVqd-pkM?feature=share "BASS DROP FOR HARAMBE" by Hungry Cody - https://youtu.be/TJhq1yVVBzk "Compilation of prank calls to live TV" by Andrew Tornadoboy - https://youtu.be/zZyh5Tt67-g "found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels..." by @ompu.co https://bsky.app/profile/ompu.co/post/3mkjnnvvupk2b "Wup wit wud dude what wubble you double you ee" by @maniacalz.bsky.social - https://bsky.app/profile/maniacalz.bsky.social/post/3mkjqjwrvh226 "JoeLizaWWE AI Strokes Mini Compilation" by BlueKyanite1510 - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/g5oEXQam-II?feature=share "Kick streamer sam pepper uses AI on stream to impersonate ..." by @antislave1 - https://x.com/antislave1/status/2056755710562631978 Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

May 20, 2026Episode 18551 min

Rare PooPoos

Watch for flashing lights and get your credit cards ready, it's another Bag O' 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week, Jason and Bryan lament getting outed by Grindr auto-playing a Madonna ad, bask in the simple joy of "beans on truck," laugh at Transit Finance getting hacked again, play the Trump RPG "Epic Furious," snag some deals on Woot and we fall for the AI poop inspector selling everyone's doodoo photos Fun Fact : The "beans on truck" account has many many videos other than that, where different objects are on his truck. Visit https://www.instagram.com/xavsandoval/ Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "New message of Madonna on Grindr!" by news_of_madonna - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DYEbZJCNsIE/ "putting beans on my roof" by xavsandoval - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DYBAIGVNLwz/ "How does meh.com get these deals?" by Meh - https://youtu.be/6svXfwlh3UU "[YTP] Jiang Xueqin makes sense" by verytallbart - https://youtu.be/Mee3F2v_N1k Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

May 13, 2026Episode 18352 min

The Shoes Have Some Problems Dude

Sit back in your funky pleather chair and let the rancid footwear vibes wash over you, it's another scintilating 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week, Jason and Bryan take a side trip and bask in Hasan Piker namedropping Bryan on stream, re-live the classic Twitter roast of Jon Hendren's shoes as someone made art of the real thing, cheer on GothFerrari for doing crypto crimes IRL, dive deep into Andy Baio's Waxy.org and struggle to comprehend how a man pulled a car with his penis (for charity!) Fun Fact : The opening Hasan Piker bit is a touch long, if you want to jump to the classic shoe roast, jump to 17:09 Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Hasanabi Live Stream Unofficial" by Hasanabi Live FAN CHANNEL (original by @hasanabi) - https://youtu.be/42xf0smrlzY "So What" by beek (original by Miles Davis) from https://kindofbloop.com/ "House of Cosby #5 (unsanctioned)" by snuphaluphugus (original by Channel 101) - https://youtu.be/aLLWwV6CWgs "The Professor Brothers - Bible History #1 (Sodom and Gomorrah)" by TheRealBradNeely - https://youtu.be/bar3GOzDNzg Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

May 6, 2026Episode 18245 min

The Gapes of Wrath

Swinging across your Windows XP desktop and reading your mail in a really creepy voice? Yep, It's 48 Minutes of Bonzis Buddying This week, Jason and Bryan talk the JP Morgan executive's bizarre assault, the 91-year-old Gaming Grandma, Bryan Johnson's oral sex CarFax, Wasabi Protocol getting hit for $5mil, BONZIBUDDY and a pair of hooligans riding a lawmower through a Target Fun Fact : On the bonus episode out next week are all the cut cunnilingus jokes, look for it Tuesday May 12th Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows XP Destruction " by Vargskelethor Joel - https://youtu.be/W9DST-6jIBU "The25KAPR-TV's BonziBUDDY Series EP41 | Bonzi Gets a Virus!" by MASHSkits - https://youtu.be/Wa1mYmoY59c "Bonzi's Jungle Challenge! | S1E10" by MASHSkits - https://youtu.be/Z9UnJ5i_WOk Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

April 29, 2026Episode 18243 min

You Can Talk To The Real Jesus For Free

What's that, flying across our screens with a rainbow fart and a poptart body? It's 48 Minutes of Nyans Catting! This week, Jason and Bryan talk Alex Jones flipping out about Tim Heidecker taking over Infowars, fake MAGA AI influencers fleecing right wing morons, Pragmata's pedo-adjacent twitch emote, RaveDAO doing a rug pull (maybe?) Nyan Cat and a company asking $1.99 a minute to talk to AI Jesus. Fun Fact : This might be the shortest episode yet, but cheer up, it's also funny. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya!" by DaniWell-P - https://youtu.be/eI4pbCQLClA "Nyan Cat - daniwell feat. Momone Momo" by DaniWell-P - https://youtu.be/FPXrLLDae2U "EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Produced Pro-Pedophile / Child Torture & Murder Shows For Adult Swim..." by Alex Jones (@realalexjones) - https://x.com/realalexjones/status/2047082896456859749 "Talk to Jesus (AI)" by Just Like Me - https://youtu.be/k8VcEo8INow "[Mini YTP] I heard spiderman was there" by Isometric Pixel https://youtu.be/Dvo0tUERf8s Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

April 22, 2026Episode 18049 min

My Hands Are Big Forks

Hut Hut Hut Hut - John Madden? No, reporting live from the vastness of space, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week, Jason and Bryan talk "Fries Chicken and Kids" memes, AllBirds pivoting to AI, the Reddit Mod Psychobilly freakout, the Kyoto Penguin Relationship Chart, World Liberty Financial, Jon Bois' brilliant 17776, and we stare at a cursed clock that shows the time Alphabetically. Yeesh. Fun Fact : You need to read 17776, like right now - https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "[YTP] The ideal NFL team" by noisepuppet - https://youtu.be/X6qpP_wfgIc "#friesandchicken #2026 #fyp #meme" by ScoobOnCrack2 - https://www.tiktok.com/@scooboncrack2/video/7626689552551283998 "Terrifying! Moment caught on Ring camera..." by @Breaking911 - https://twitter.com/i/status/2042627588938473632 Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

April 15, 20261 hr 4 min

I Know What You Did At ROFLCon (feat. KillHamster aka Producer Steve)

On your marks, get set, BLOW. Yes, prepare for a good ol' fashioned sperm race, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week, Jason and Bryan are joined by internet bon vivant, podcast producer, musician and self-described "most blocked person on LiveJournal" KillHamster, known to fans of "I'm From The Internet" as Producer Steve. We talk about an /r/kitchencels user Ghoulmaxxing, a new political alignment chart based on your haircut, the age-old question "Do Horses Want Cake?," a crypto scam based off an April Fool's joke about animal death, the early days of EncyclopediaDramatica and we ponder the logistics of the Sperm Racing World Cup. Fun Fact : This episode contains more sperm jokes per minute than previously thought possible. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "I commentated the World's First Sperm Race LIVE!" by Gabe Cataldi - https://youtu.be/R4W9KP3eXpk "What is Sperm Racing?" by Sperm Racing - https://youtu.be/e5i2HJr8-pA "Gorgeous George Sux The Movie - Too Crap for HD and Widescreen (Extended Gut) by Old Man Henry Pwns Gorgeous George in his A-Hole - https://youtu.be/EmqYwJblL6w Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.