48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : A Podcast About The Internet

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You might be Online, but are you Extremely Online to know what I mean when I say "Groverhaus" or "Chewbacca ate my balls"? Can you tell the difference between a meme and an Image Macro? Does an image of a cartoon frog preparing to smoke a joint made of a werewolf's turd make you nostalgic for when cartoon frogs weren't fascist? Prepare for a magical journey through the Internet's darkest times and recent madness with us. You'll be amazed by what you hear. We're 48 Minutes Of Dogs Barking. We care.

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September 2, 2026Episode 1971 hr 13 min

The Fat Dog Denier (feat. Matt F Basler)

Grab your gold shorts, crank up the Brantley Gilbert and eat the longest hot dog you can, it's 48 Minutes of Matts Baslering This week we are joined by St. Louis funnyman and internet jokester Matt F Basler , who you may have seen dancing in gold shorts to his covers of "Read Me My Rights" or "Bang Bang" and who does a million different things, including running a screenprinting business, hosting the Matt F Basler Podcast and will be appearing Sept. 19th at the Golden Record performing music while eating a four-foot hot dog. Matt joins us for a heartwarming story of Marmots and OnlyFans, a heartbreaking story of a house that got destroyed because it wasn't a horse semen lab, the baffling end to the Profit Connect AI crypto scam, the gross animal-eating videos of FoodForLouie and the truly baffling story of people in motion capture suits teaching AI how to do sex. Not that any of us have heard of it. Fun Fact : It's pronounced BAH-zler, not BAZZ-ler. Find more Matt at his website - https://www.mattfbasler.com/ Enjoy the Matt F Basler Podcast - https://mattfbasler.podbean.com/ Pay Matt to post - https://www.patreon.com/cw/mattfbasler See Matt perform in the gold shorts - http://www.youtube.com/mattfbasler and last but not least, get your tickets and your free t-shirt for the 9/19 Big Hot Dog show - https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/82670954/matt-f-baslereats-a-long-hot-dog-on-stage-stlouis-the-golden-record?partner_id=100 Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : https://twitter.com/machineg0re/status/2093226563881849051/video/1 Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

August 26, 2026Episode 19659 min

Let's Pee On Computers Together

Crank out some code, go for a hike and let's all post on the internet together, it's 48 Minutes of Today's Tabbing This week we start budgeting for our tickets to Aella's SlutCon, ship our piss to Jason Kelce, critique Nancy Mace's tattoos, give a warning of a Trojan hiding in copies of The Odyssey, revisit the pre-Reddit magic that was Kuro5hin (and learn about its creator Rusty) - plus, learn about some dudes that got paid to jack off with AI. Fun Fact : This episode was one where we had to cut a long tangent about diarrhea. It was pretty funny though. You might just hear it on the bonus episode. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Read Rusty's Today in Tabs - https://todayintabs.com Revisit the Kuro5hin Archive - http://k5.semantic-db.org/ Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "YTP : Billy Mays Tells You to Pee Anywhere" by Bing Bonjo Banjo - https://youtu.be/d43t2tFAqg0 "Liquid Death x Garage Beer x Jason Kelce Want Your Pee" by Liquid Death and Garage Beer - https://youtu.be/r9OhekhlZ9Y Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

August 19, 2026Episode 19548 min

I'm Here To Inquire About Your Spoons

Fondle your favorite rusty spoons, make friends with a shrimp and let's creep ourselves out, it's 48 Minutes of Salads Fingering This week we soak in the petty revenge as Alternative Press and Revolver writers review Good Charlotte albums, dig into a devilish documentary about real scumbag EDP445, lament yet another cypto problem with HarmonyONE, catch up on our favorite thing - the internet - with a SportsCenter-style show called ScrollCenter aka Screentime, revisit animator David Firth's career, including Salad Fingers, and begrugingly admit that a news story about Harry Potter fans being annoying wasn't even real. Plus : A special message from a listener who is not a fan of the theme song. Fun Fact : There were more than ten instances of huge gross coughs removed from this episode, because we value your sanity. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "having a ding dong" by George Falconer - https://youtu.be/KYiFJhSJvYQ "Can Dan Hentschel pull it off?" by @screentimeonsc - https://www.instagram.com/p/DZXzH15OGBL/ "Is Kareem Rahma the MVP of the MTA?" by @screentimeonsc - https://www.instagram.com/p/DaVozrpOt-y/ "Fat-Pie: Episode 1 - Burger Tash" by David Firth (reuploaded by MoldyPond) - https://youtu.be/jM-QHSuyqv8 "Salad Fingers : Every Episode (1-13) Updated 2023 by David Firth - https://youtu.be/RdgnS5dEKxM "MC Devvo - Smokin' Es with Bob Marley" by David Firth - https://youtu.be/RqSAOK3mRpo "Burnt Face Man | Crime Needs Wiping Up" by David Firth - https://youtu.be/GxY5fDn5sjQ "KUSO Official Trailer" by Shudder - https://youtu.be/SLxKJHBhZP0 "Fire is Coming" by Flying Lotus, David Firth (feat. David Lynch) - https://youtu.be/aTrTtzTQrv0 "Smiling Friends - Shrimp" by Adult Swim (re-uploaded by TheRegularshows) - https://youtu.be/E3YfR1IyFPQ "Souljaboy Provides His Thoughts on Braid" by Missingcube - https://youtu.be/xSXofLK5hFQ Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

August 12, 2026Episode 19458 min

Show Us A Little Turkish Delight

Grab your favorite seitan lamb dish, crank some Decemberists and let's get it started in here - it's 48 Minutes of Brooklyns Veganing This week we gaze into the Lollapalooza piss bag, watch in awe as Grok jerks it a lil, sit in stunned silence as Savanna Cannon cootermoggs the whole country, boggle at Coldcard getting exploited for $88million and counting, visit the failing Brooklyn Vegan and we do the least vegan thing of all - buy our tickets for the Nude night at CLASS Soire Steakhouse. Yum! Fun Fact : No animals were harmed in the making of this episode, unless you count our human livers. Which most vegans don't. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Thoughts on this???" by SavCannonTalks - https://www.instagram.com/p/Dbd0Zfpuzj9/ "agree" by SavCannonTalks - https://www.instagram.com/p/DbJSUypBRAp/ "vegan teacher can't stop eating meat" by thestarfishy - https://youtu.be/jkI9tO2opfY Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

August 5, 2026Episode 19353 min

Imagine A Beowulf Cluster of These

Grab your coding thigh highs and blame CowboyNeal, it's time for another episode of 48 Minutes of Slashes Dotting This week we give the quiche peanimus on : Professor Sendy and his Wombos, the bloggers who won their lawsuit against Ebay for getting sent pig parts, the 3rd KFC/Umu Musume collab, a Fake Flare network draining $8.5 million, the Only Website that Mattered to Nerds - SlashDot - and we do dueling Jay Leno impressions. Fun Fact : This episode contains a number of references to Jay Leno's unfortunate car accident. We hope Mr. Leno's lawyers take mercy on us. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "president precedent" by @horsey.land - https://www.instagram.com/p/DYXgMhQSoAc/ "Quiche Peanemis" by @professorsendy - https://www.instagram.com/p/DWWp3NhjeKV/ Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

July 29, 2026Episode 19253 min

Wiggle and Squirt

Grab your pantyhose and funky masks and let's dance in front of a sheet, it's time for 48 Inches of Prime Ass Barking This week we talk about a Haus of Decline comic that caused Charts for Dinner discourse, Microsoft Comic Chat (which was used to create Jerkcity/ Bonequest ) going open source, ICE raid porn-themed Twitter accounts, Balance's stablecoin collapse, the enigma that is Tonetta , plus : Bryan Johnson has a blood boy. Hooray? Fun Fact : This episode is an apology episode for putting Bryan through My Immortal last week. Tonetta's bandcamp and YouTube channels have been removed/banned, but a few survive. Enjoy a few selections : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liDdir5FBr0&list=RDEMsppwrh7iTStVEDP0u4qfXQ&start_radio=1 7/24's mini-documentary on Tonetta : https://youtu.be/zl7VNgPRm9w St. Louis band Tok's album TOK DOES TONETTA is still around and it is worth your time : https://tokandroll.bandcamp.com/album/tok-does-tonetta Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Pressure Zone" by Tonetta (reuploaded by Tonnetta777 Tonetta777) - https://youtu.be/q7y60493G8A "81 Inch Prime Ass" by Tonetta (reuploaded by Tonnetta777 Tonetta777) - https://youtu.be/OfTQZy1c3HM "Drugs Drugs Drugs" by Tonetta (reuploaded by Simon F) - https://youtu.be/liDdir5FBr0 "G&B Showers" by Tonetta (reuploaded by Mother Goose) - https://youtu.be/Y6pUm1aG0jY "Big Rig" by Tonetta (reuploaded by Mother Goose) - https://youtu.be/lIqXts7EKv0 "Drugs Drugs Drugs" performed by TOK - https://youtu.be/LErTfdrz9-4 7/24's mini-documentary on Tonetta : https://youtu.be/zl7VNgPRm9w Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

July 22, 2026Episode 19150 min

SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY

Rawr! Fangz! It's yr boyzz Jsaon and Byron, and we R leik going 2 tell u a story. It's about HOGGARTS! Suddenly............ a PODCASTT! This week we talk about the bison that flipped a grandpa, Amanda Palmer burning her fans' things (with their permission!), pickup artist Mystery and his AI girlfriend, Bonzo Lend getting got for $9mil, the infamous fanfic My Immortal , plus we play a little round of Hammacher-Schlemmer Price is Right. Fun Fact : This episode is the most pain Jason has ever put Bryan through and that includes Nyan Neko Sugar Girls. There will be retribution eventually, we assume. Read My Immortal in its entirety here : https://project-tara.neocities.org/myimmortal Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "(My) Immortal : The Web Series TRAILER (2013)" by Mediajunkie Studios - https://youtu.be/COJszALipVI "(MY) IMMORTAL : THE WEB SERIES Season 1 Episode 1 "Enoby Darkness Way" by Mediajunkie Studios - https://youtu.be/Zpx_Cf0KCrM Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

July 15, 2026Episode 19047 min

The G. G. Allin Museum of Transportation

Grab your Pip Boy and a Nuka Cola and your list of complaints about Bethesda, it's time for 48 Minutes of Dogs Meating This week we talk about the Moo Virus prank, teens getting busted for using a home made plasma cannon, the freezing of Knacken, legendary Fallout website and forum No Mutants Allowed and our jaws drop at the discovery of thousands of ChatGPT generated fan fics of Doki Doki Literature Club characters giving birth. Forums. Forums never change. Fun Fact : This episode was recorded before the untimely death of Lindsey Graham, so any references to Ladybugs were unintentional, but probably funnier in retrospect. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Billy Knight Comedy Routine" by TheAICommander (original by Rob Cordry) - https://youtu.be/zEo5X0Ta-lE "Giving my mom the moo virus" by kenzlikestolaugh - https://www.tiktok.com/@kenzlikestolaugh/video/7655841158840519950 Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

July 8, 2026Episode 18956 min

Ten Seconds of Joy (feat. Charles Star)

Get out the red string and the corkboard and settle in for a good time, it's time for 48 Minutes of Dogs Training This week we're joined by Charles from ALAB , No Homework , City Saint/Country Saint and many others to talk about Ethically Modified Memes, the beauty and majesty of Traindog, a Netflix director winning big on crypto but blowing it, the agony and the ecstacy of TempleOS - PLUS the boys introduce Charles to Political Yaoi and Charles introduces us to Kosher phones. It's a trip! Fun Fact : This episode features our third guest who once worked for Deadspin, a record I'm certain not held by any podcast in existence. (If I'm wrong, email jason@48minutesofdogsbarking.com ) Find more Charles : https://linktr.ee/ugarles https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social http://nohomework.website/ Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Why do I need an app for every single thing" by Daniel Hentschel - https://youtu.be/1VVwXJ5MVIo "Lumie's Political Yaoi Dating Simulator Master Diagram (WITH EVIDENCE)" by Lumie - https://youtu.be/8m5_G8M8sKg Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

July 1, 2026Episode 1881 hr 11 min

The Goose Was Not Valued! (feat. Caleb and June from Kill The Computer)

Fire up the (classist) gaming systems and let's play Untitled Goose Slide Deck , it's 48 Minutes of Computers Killing This week we're joined by Caleb and June from Kill The Computer to talk about how playing videogames is classist, a baffling Goose-themed slide deck from the SoftBank's Masayoshi Son, a British writer finding topless men offensive, Quake you can play in your browser ( CSSQuake.com , btw), the JaredFromSubway MEV bot getting honeypotted, Gangstalking and the comic Targ : The Targeted Individual , plus June reminds you to google John J. Cafaro for a good laugh. Fun Fact : This episode features a riff so offensive we debated leaving it in. Send your best guesses on what the joke was to jason@48minutesofdogsbarking.com and we'll read them on the next episode. Find more June and Caleb at : https://killthecomputer.com https://illconceivedpodcast.com/ https://bsky.app/profile/birdrespecter.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/junlper.beer Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Highlights From the Bowel Care Seminar" by Found Footage Fest - https://youtu.be/jm1uSgMRhlU Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.