48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : A Podcast About The Internet

Hosted by Jason Robinson, Bryan Sutter

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You might be Online, but are you Extremely Online to know what I mean when I say "Groverhaus" or "Chewbacca ate my balls"? Can you tell the difference between a meme and an Image Macro? Does an image of a cartoon frog preparing to smoke a joint made of a werewolf's turd make you nostalgic for when cartoon frogs weren't fascist? Prepare for a magical journey through the Internet's darkest times and recent madness with us. You'll be amazed by what you hear. We're 48 Minutes Of Dogs Barking. We care.

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August 12, 2026Episode 19458 min

Show Us A Little Turkish Delight

Grab your favorite seitan lamb dish, crank some Decemberists and let's get it started in here - it's 48 Minutes of Brooklyns Veganing This week we gaze into the Lollapalooza piss bag, watch in awe as Grok jerks it a lil, sit in stunned silence as Savanna Cannon cootermoggs the whole country, boggle at Coldcard getting exploited for $88million and counting, visit the failing Brooklyn Vegan and we do the least vegan thing of all - buy our tickets for the Nude night at CLASS Soire Steakhouse. Yum! Fun Fact : No animals were harmed in the making of this episode, unless you count our human livers. Which most vegans don't. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Thoughts on this???" by SavCannonTalks - https://www.instagram.com/p/Dbd0Zfpuzj9/ "agree" by SavCannonTalks - https://www.instagram.com/p/DbJSUypBRAp/ "vegan teacher can't stop eating meat" by thestarfishy - https://youtu.be/jkI9tO2opfY Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

August 5, 2026Episode 19353 min

Imagine A Beowulf Cluster of These

Grab your coding thigh highs and blame CowboyNeal, it's time for another episode of 48 Minutes of Slashes Dotting This week we give the quiche peanimus on : Professor Sendy and his Wombos, the bloggers who won their lawsuit against Ebay for getting sent pig parts, the 3rd KFC/Umu Musume collab, a Fake Flare network draining $8.5 million, the Only Website that Mattered to Nerds - SlashDot - and we do dueling Jay Leno impressions. Fun Fact : This episode contains a number of references to Jay Leno's unfortunate car accident. We hope Mr. Leno's lawyers take mercy on us. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "president precedent" by @horsey.land - https://www.instagram.com/p/DYXgMhQSoAc/ "Quiche Peanemis" by @professorsendy - https://www.instagram.com/p/DWWp3NhjeKV/ Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

July 29, 2026Episode 19253 min

Wiggle and Squirt

Grab your pantyhose and funky masks and let's dance in front of a sheet, it's time for 48 Inches of Prime Ass Barking This week we talk about a Haus of Decline comic that caused Charts for Dinner discourse, Microsoft Comic Chat (which was used to create Jerkcity/Bonequest) going open source, ICE raid porn-themed Twitter accounts, Balance's stablecoin collapse, the enigma that is Tonetta, plus : Bryan Johnson has a blood boy. Hooray? Fun Fact : This episode is an apology episode for putting Bryan through My Immortal last week. Tonetta's bandcamp and YouTube channels have been removed/banned, but a few survive. Enjoy a few selections : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liDdir5FBr0&list=RDEMsppwrh7iTStVEDP0u4qfXQ&start_radio=1 7/24's mini-documentary on Tonetta : https://youtu.be/zl7VNgPRm9w St. Louis band Tok's album TOK DOES TONETTA is still around and it is worth your time : https://tokandroll.bandcamp.com/album/tok-does-tonetta Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Pressure Zone" by Tonetta (reuploaded by Tonnetta777 Tonetta777) - https://youtu.be/q7y60493G8A "81 Inch Prime Ass" by Tonetta (reuploaded by Tonnetta777 Tonetta777) - https://youtu.be/OfTQZy1c3HM "Drugs Drugs Drugs" by Tonetta (reuploaded by Simon F) - https://youtu.be/liDdir5FBr0 "G&B Showers" by Tonetta (reuploaded by Mother Goose) - https://youtu.be/Y6pUm1aG0jY "Big Rig" by Tonetta (reuploaded by Mother Goose) - https://youtu.be/lIqXts7EKv0 "Drugs Drugs Drugs" performed by TOK - https://youtu.be/LErTfdrz9-4 7/24's mini-documentary on Tonetta : https://youtu.be/zl7VNgPRm9w Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

July 22, 2026Episode 19150 min

SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY

Rawr! Fangz! It's yr boyzz Jsaon and Byron, and we R leik going 2 tell u a story. It's about HOGGARTS! Suddenly............ a PODCASTT! This week we talk about the bison that flipped a grandpa, Amanda Palmer burning her fans' things (with their permission!), pickup artist Mystery and his AI girlfriend, Bonzo Lend getting got for $9mil, the infamous fanfic My Immortal, plus we play a little round of Hammacher-Schlemmer Price is Right. Fun Fact : This episode is the most pain Jason has ever put Bryan through and that includes Nyan Neko Sugar Girls. There will be retribution eventually, we assume. Read My Immortal in its entirety here : https://project-tara.neocities.org/myimmortal Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "(My) Immortal : The Web Series TRAILER (2013)" by Mediajunkie Studios - https://youtu.be/COJszALipVI "(MY) IMMORTAL : THE WEB SERIES Season 1 Episode 1 "Enoby Darkness Way" by Mediajunkie Studios - https://youtu.be/Zpx_Cf0KCrM Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

July 15, 2026Episode 19047 min

The G. G. Allin Museum of Transportation

Grab your Pip Boy and a Nuka Cola and your list of complaints about Bethesda, it's time for 48 Minutes of Dogs Meating This week we talk about the Moo Virus prank, teens getting busted for using a home made plasma cannon, the freezing of Knacken, legendary Fallout website and forum No Mutants Allowed and our jaws drop at the discovery of thousands of ChatGPT generated fan fics of Doki Doki Literature Club characters giving birth. Forums. Forums never change. Fun Fact : This episode was recorded before the untimely death of Lindsey Graham, so any references to Ladybugs were unintentional, but probably funnier in retrospect. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Billy Knight Comedy Routine" by TheAICommander (original by Rob Cordry) - https://youtu.be/zEo5X0Ta-lE "Giving my mom the moo virus" by kenzlikestolaugh - https://www.tiktok.com/@kenzlikestolaugh/video/7655841158840519950 Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

July 8, 2026Episode 18956 min

Ten Seconds of Joy (feat. Charles Star)

Get out the red string and the corkboard and settle in for a good time, it's time for 48 Minutes of Dogs Training This week we're joined by Charles from ALAB, No Homework, City Saint/Country Saint and many others to talk about Ethically Modified Memes, the beauty and majesty of Traindog, a Netflix director winning big on crypto but blowing it, the agony and the ecstacy of TempleOS - PLUS the boys introduce Charles to Political Yaoi and Charles introduces us to Kosher phones. It's a trip! Fun Fact : This episode features our third guest who once worked for Deadspin, a record I'm certain not held by any podcast in existence. (If I'm wrong, email jason@48minutesofdogsbarking.com) Find more Charles : https://linktr.ee/ugarles https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social http://nohomework.website/ Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Why do I need an app for every single thing" by Daniel Hentschel - https://youtu.be/1VVwXJ5MVIo "Lumie's Political Yaoi Dating Simulator Master Diagram (WITH EVIDENCE)" by Lumie - https://youtu.be/8m5_G8M8sKg Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

July 1, 2026Episode 1881 hr 11 min

The Goose Was Not Valued! (feat. Caleb and June from Kill The Computer)

Fire up the (classist) gaming systems and let's play Untitled Goose Slide Deck, it's 48 Minutes of Computers Killing This week we're joined by Caleb and June from Kill The Computer to talk about how playing videogames is classist, a baffling Goose-themed slide deck from the SoftBank's Masayoshi Son, a British writer finding topless men offensive, Quake you can play in your browser (CSSQuake.com, btw), the JaredFromSubway MEV bot getting honeypotted, Gangstalking and the comic Targ : The Targeted Individual, plus June reminds you to google John J. Cafaro for a good laugh. Fun Fact : This episode features a riff so offensive we debated leaving it in. Send your best guesses on what the joke was to jason@48minutesofdogsbarking.com and we'll read them on the next episode. Find more June and Caleb at : https://killthecomputer.com https://illconceivedpodcast.com/ https://bsky.app/profile/birdrespecter.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/junlper.beer Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Highlights From the Bowel Care Seminar" by Found Footage Fest - https://youtu.be/jm1uSgMRhlU Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

June 17, 2026Episode 18750 min

It's My Turn With The Lathe of Heaven

Add the hashtag #omninousevents and shake hands with Hell Dude before it's too late, it's 48 Minutes of Undulating Black Spheres Barking This week, we shake our heads at the dystopian feed of Pump Fun Go, End It stripping Bananaman in Toronto, SysCoin getting wrecked by bad code, Twitter legend @UtilityLimb and we stare into the dead eyes of a haunting hog training video. Fun Fact : This episode features more tweets than we've ever read out loud on an episode, which will only be surpassed when we do our @dril episode. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "YouTube Comments" by videogamedunkey - https://youtu.be/9pSsg2Dn2Jc "Some asshole wore a banana costume..." by @Is_Not_Brian - https://twitter.com/Is_Not_Brian/status/2063312391304360416 As promised, the @UtilityLimb archive : https://motd.co/2013/07/a-utilitylimb-fortune/ulimb.txt Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

June 10, 2026Episode 18649 min

The Baby Is A Lie

Do you recognize these shapes in this configuration? | || || |_ You will, after this week's new episode of 48 Minutes of Crap Webcomics. This week, we mourn the (temporary) ban of Morgpie for streaming Dark Souls on her feet, gross ourselves out with Bush's Baked Beans popsicle flavor, mourn the loss of Chinese influencer dog Chutou, get heavy on the Gravity Bridge hack, revisit the 18th anniversary of CTRL-ALT-DEL's Loss.jpg and we take a drink from the anime cosplayer foot juice bucket. For charity! Fun Fact : This episode contains more references to miscarriages than is legally allowed in our state, but shhh, don't tell Governor Kehoe. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "{YTP} The Sopranos - A Leotardo Family History by BoBolab - https://youtu.be/x_ecQa1E7DE Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

June 3, 2026Episode 18544 min

Jimmies Have Indeed Been Rustled

Keep your kid out of the gorilla enclosure and prepare for Le Epic Maymays, it's 48 Minutes of Gorillas Dying. This week, we attempt to Google "disregard," Sam Pepper impersonates Mr. Beast, Patagonia sues a drag queen, Verus gets exploited, Harambe gets killed and an AI WWE channel makes noises we can barely describe. Fun Fact : The JoeLizaWWE account has since rebranded as WWEFanPro and removed the funny glitchy videos, which is just sad. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Gorilla Shot Dead in Cincinnati Zoo.." by AllNew - https://youtu.be/8TsNmZyixJM "The Boy Who Fell into Harambe's Enclosure" by AllYouKnow3D - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ynOYVqd-pkM?feature=share "BASS DROP FOR HARAMBE" by Hungry Cody - https://youtu.be/TJhq1yVVBzk "Compilation of prank calls to live TV" by Andrew Tornadoboy - https://youtu.be/zZyh5Tt67-g "found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels..." by @ompu.co https://bsky.app/profile/ompu.co/post/3mkjnnvvupk2b "Wup wit wud dude what wubble you double you ee" by @maniacalz.bsky.social - https://bsky.app/profile/maniacalz.bsky.social/post/3mkjqjwrvh226 "JoeLizaWWE AI Strokes Mini Compilation" by BlueKyanite1510 - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/g5oEXQam-II?feature=share "Kick streamer sam pepper uses AI on stream to impersonate ..." by @antislave1 - https://x.com/antislave1/status/2056755710562631978 Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.