Dam Internet, You Scary!

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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

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August 6, 2026Episode 3651 hr 15 min

365: Winning Festival at Sea Changed Tahir Moore’s Comedy Plans on DIYS

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July 31, 2026Episode 3641 hr 19 min

364: The studio cut Khleo Thomas‘s hair and had to pay!

SponsorsIndaCloudIf you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order at IndaCloud with code DIYS: https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpod Please enjoy responsibly. Cash AppDownload Cash App Today:https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p#CashAppPodNew Cash App customers can earn $10 if they use code CASHAPP10 in their profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Terms apply.Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.Khleo Thomas joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud to talk about Dream Con, cosplay, childhood acting, entertainment contracts, social-media criticism, and the importance of protecting your professional value.Khleo shares his perspective on Dream Con’s growth, recalls unexpectedly being asked to host Gatekeepers, and explains how his ability to adapt has helped him move between acting, gaming, streaming, producing, hosting, and brand work. Tahir also reflects on attending his first convention and fully committing to his Hamburglar and Ruby Rhod cosplays.The group revisits forgotten fast-food mascots and early-2000s technology before Khleo tells two memorable behind-the-scenes stories: a haircut on Walking Tall that conflicted with an existing agreement and the lengthy prosthetic process required for an episode of House.The conversation becomes more personal as the three discuss favors, rates, boundaries, therapy, rage bait, reality television, Khleo’s online “villain arc,” and why respect matters in every professional environment.00:00 Khleo Thomas joins the show01:17 Looking back at Dream Con03:50 Why Dream Con matters to Black creators05:31 Khleo’s busiest Dream Con experiences06:17 How Khleo became the Gatekeepers host07:47 The “Swiss Army Khleo” reputation08:33 Khleo’s brand partnerships and Kraft jokes10:11 Can packaged food be upgraded?11:33 The origin of “Mr. Brand Face”13:22 Tahir’s Hamburglar and Ruby Rhod cosplay15:19 Sponsor: IndaCloud17:28 Surviving cosplay in the Houston heat18:34 Why the Hamburglar still matters21:09 Forgotten fast-food mascots25:36 Are traditional mascots disappearing?27:11 What happens when an actor becomes a brand’s face28:29 Denzel Washington and pay-or-play contracts30:54 Khleo’s ABC agreement before Walking Tall31:33 The haircut that created a contract problem34:06 Sponsor: Cash App35:54 Seeing Khleo’s Walking Tall haircut36:25 Khleo’s prosthetic transformation on House38:43 Passing time before smartphones39:45 The Sidekick era41:12 Two-way pagers and early mobile technology44:09 Jay-Z’s influence on fashion and music trends45:16 How “Death of Auto-Tune” affected T-Pain46:14 When industry favors are not returned47:13 Khleo and Tahir discuss protecting their value48:22 What professional appearances should cost50:27 “Be humble in person and a shark in business”51:22 Why successful people need insulation52:57 Therapy, boundaries, and learning to say no53:54 The origin of Khleo’s “villain arc”56:05 The manufactured nature of reality television57:10 Concerns about conflict-driven reality programming01:00:01 Rage bait and disengaging from online narratives01:02:31 Why one “be humble” comment got a response01:04:25 Khleo’s warning about future negative press01:05:06 Khleo’s history with event security01:06:08 What happened at the Bad Boys premiere01:09:06 Respect, authority, and temporary power01:11:36 Why event staff should ask before assuming01:13:33 Intervening during a security misunderstanding01:16:18 Khleo’s upcoming convention appearances01:18:12 Tahir and Patrick share upcoming projects01:18:36 Closing the episodeJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary#KhleoThomas #DamInternetYouScary #DreamCon#TahirMoore#PatrickCloud#DIYS#DreamCon#Cosplay#RubyRhod#WalkingTall#HouseMD#ChildActor#HollywoodStories#CreatorEconomy#KnowYourWorth#InternetCulture#RageBait#PodcastInterview

July 23, 2026Episode 3631 hr 5 min

363: Malcolm Barrett Joins DIYS & The Conversation Goes Completely Off the Rails

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July 17, 2026Episode 3621 hr 3 min

362: We're Back from Dream Con! 😭 Cosplay, Chaos & The Wildest Weekend | Dam Internet, You Scary! LIVE

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July 9, 2026Episode 3611 hr 0 min

361: Greg Wayans on Scary Movie, Hollywood Grind & Hilarious Internet Stories on DIYS

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July 2, 2026Episode 36057 min

360: AI Police Cameras, Deadly Gender Reveals & A Tattoo That Solved Murder

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June 25, 2026Episode 35958 min

359: Operation Midnight Climax and the CIA's secret brothel on DIYS

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June 18, 2026Episode 3581 hr 16 min

358: Behind the Scenes of Nightlife, DJing & Viral Culture on DIYS w/DJ R-Tistic

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get 10% off your first month at: https://BetterHelp.com/DIYSThis episode is sponsored by Factor. Get chef-prepared meals delivered right to your door. Visit https://FactorMeals.com/DIYS50OFF and use code DIYS50OFF to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping.This episode is sponsored by BlueChew Gold. Visit BlueChew.com and use promo code DIYS. Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold and get your third month free, plus an additional 10% off and free overnight shipping on your first order.Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! DJ R-Tistic joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud for a conversation about DJ culture, crowd psychology, social media addiction, nightlife, attention spans, and what years behind the DJ booth have taught him about people.From reading a room to navigating today's social media-driven world, this episode dives into the psychology behind entertainment, attention, and human behavior.🎙️ Guest:DJ R-Tistic https://www.instagram.com/djrtistic/Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary00:00 Intro03:00 Social Media & Attention Spans10:00 Why Boredom Is Disappearing18:00 How DJ R-Tistic Got Started27:00 Reading A Crowd36:00 The Psychology Of DJing45:00 Nightlife Stories55:00 Relationships, Networking & Access1:05:00 Social Media Validation1:15:00 Wild DJ Experiences1:25:00 Final Thoughts

June 11, 2026Episode 3571 hr 10 min

357: AI, New Zealand Conspiracies & Space Nightmares | Dam Internet, You Scary!

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June 5, 2026Episode 3561 hr 7 min

356: Grandma Gets SWATTED | Dam Internet, You Scary! w/Amber Wallin and Jazymn W. (Quit Playin Podcast)

Sponsors:Cash AppDownload Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPodCash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.Blue ChewDiscover your options at https://www.BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code DIYS. Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!The crew is back in the studio with comedians Amber Wallin and Jazmyn W. from the Quit Playin' Podcast.This episode goes everywhere.An 81-year-old Minecraft streamer raising money for her grandson's cancer treatment gets SWATTED. The crew reacts to the disturbing original ending of Pinocchio. They discuss Antarctica conspiracies, bizarre weather theories, a U-Haul driver dragging a tree through traffic, and China's unexpected solution to a lingerie modeling ban.Plus plenty of relationship stories, dating confessions, marriage talk, and classic DIYS chaos.Follow Amber & Jazmyn @ItsAmberWallin @jazmynw https://www.instagram.com/burr_iam/https://www.instagram.com/jazmynjw/🎙️ Quit Playin' PodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/quitplayinpod/ @PurseFirstStudios 👍 Like💬 Comment📺 SubscribeJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryChapter Titles & Timestamps0:00 Intro & New Studio Energy3:53 Meet Amber & Jasmine from Quit Playing Podcast5:30 Taxes, LLCs & Adulting Problems11:00 Close Friends Secrets & Dating Stories17:20 Marriage, Roleplay & Keeping Relationships Fun29:00 The Original Dark Pinocchio Story33:30 81-Year-Old Minecraft Grandma Gets SWATTED37:30 Weather Conspiracies & Antarctica Theories47:20 U-Haul Driver Drags Tree Through Neighborhood51:30 China Bans Women Modeling Lingerie59:10 Wild Relationship Stories1:01:15 Amber & Jasmine Plug Their Podcast1:02:00 Outro

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