Alpha Blokes Podcast

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Alpha Blokes is brought to you by a couple of mates who love all things outdoors, sinking tins, cooking up a storm, talking sh!t and having a laugh. The boys are coming in hot to promote having a crack and build a community that loves life, deleting Headnoise one laugh at a time. Jump on board and listen to the lads talk to different blokes (and a few non blokes) about their stories. Whether it be starting a new business, overcoming adversity or just a ripper tale that deserves being told. Alpha Blokes Survey - take ya 5 mins! https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/AlphaBlokes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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July 22, 20261 hr 27 min

Ep. 563 - Trendsetter Talkback

The boys are up and about with excitement as it's the eve of Moochley's Bucks so the yarns that follow are only of the highest quality dribble and yarn. We touch on the worlds most important topics this week, including the logistics of bike riding with uber eats, stashing slabs outside the pub for the trek to kick ons and analysing the highest pube to toilet ratio in public places. Enjoy trendsetters!Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day is about to drop: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More. SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Intro2:00 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn10:00 - Carry Ons1:23:00 - Winning Yarn/Call Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

July 20, 20262 hr 19 min

Ep. 562 - Queefta's Last Ride

Our boy is about to endeavour on his bucks this weekend. The wildest month of our careers has come to an end and it was bouight home with IBC 04. We cover the few days we spent with the Headsplitter and our experience at IBC 04, a craking night of biffs in one of the best growing combat sports! Among the usual dribble, we prepare ourselves for Moochley's Bucks this weekend and discuss why Carrot Cake is actually the healthiest cake. Queefta of the Week is on fire with 17 entries and we bring it home with some random dribble for the big fella to review. Cheers for all your constant support legends. Enjoy!Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day is about to drop: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - What A Month10:00 - IBC 04 with Hardman45:00 - Remote Control Toys52:00 - Queefta's Bucks Is Coming58:30 - New Thermals1:10:00 - Movies, Shows & Games1:12:00 - Pub Of The Week1:20:00 - Cooking/Eating1:29:00 - Alpha News1:55:00 - Motiviation2:02:00 - Queefta Of The Week210:00 - Poo's Reviews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

July 19, 20261 hr 40 min

Ep. 561 - Hello Sport (Tom Birmingham & Eddy Simpson)

Tommy Birmingham & Eddy Simpson of Hello Sport fame join us for a yarn.Recorded on Origin III day, we discuss the purpose of their trip to win buckles at the Boothill Invitational and their overall thoughts pre-game and stream. As well as dribble around the tick line of Australia and the art of the VPN, we catch up with the lads on what they've been up to in their careers, including launching Good Day multivitamin, mentoring other podcasts and moving into their own brand new space to continue moving the goalposts. It was fantastic to get the boys behind enemy lines and we couldn't have been more grateful for them to squeeze in a yarn whilst they were up for less than 24 hours. Enjoy trendsetters!You can listen to Hello Sport on all reputable podcast platforms and watch their podcast on their Youtube. Subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@HelloSportGot a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day is about to drop: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - The Battle For Buckles7:00 - Tech Guy Hygiene13:00 - Ticks18:00 - Life Advice From The Poo22:00 - Erectile Disfunction & Oral Epidemics29:00 - Working With Manly34:00 - Good Day46:00 - Mentoring Other Podcasts55:00 - Commentating The Podcast Royale1:08:00 - Origin & NRL1:21:00 - Heard Of Him1:28:00 - Guest Questions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

July 15, 202654 min

Ep. 560 - Trendsetter Talkback

A fair few of our brothers from over the ditch call in with some fantastic yarns this week, as well as some apprentices plotting revenge against their tradesmen with some great workplace pranks. Enjoy trendsetters. Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day is about to drop: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

July 13, 20261 hr 57 min

Ep. 559 - Third Up And PEAKING

We own Randwick Racecourse.We cover the best weekend of watching the Brew win for his third up start with the trendsetters, as well as Hello Sport's visit up north for the Boothill Invitational. One of the greatest submissions yet for Pub Of The Week before rallying for the news where we cover the disappointing ending to UFC 329 which was otherwise an unreal card. Queefta of the Week is firing as per usual and we have a look at some marketplace finds during Poo's Reviews! Thank you all always for your support, you legends. Enjoy!Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. The full Alphafest Documentary has just dropped: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Cold Brew Race Day36:00 - Hello Sport Visit & The Boothill Invitational45:45 - Pub Of The Week57:05 - Cooking/Eating1:04:09 - Alpha News1:30:00 - Motivation1:39:00 - Trendsetters1:48:42 - Poo's Reviews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

July 8, 202657 min

Ep. 558 - Trendsetter Talkback

Firing up early in the morning for you legends with some ripper yarns! Plenty of callbacks from last weeks that absolutely drop us, shoutout to spicken sandwiches. Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. The full Alphafest Documentary has just dropped: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

July 6, 20262 hr 15 min

Ep. 557 - 8 Blokes, 2 Cars And Heaps Of Fireworks

What a cracker of a trip. Five days, eight blokes, 6150km and a shitload of fireworks. What could have possibly gone wrong?We recap our trip to Dundee for Territory Day/Cracker Night, the one night a year you're allowed to legally set off fireworks in Australia. We cover the highlights of the trip, the banter between both the Alpha Ute and the Deadass Bus and the wildest stories from all the stops including Katherine, Mataranka, the border and much more. It was the wildest trip the group has ever been on so far and there was plenty of mishaps that we couldn't wait to tell ya all about. We cover some of the iconic pubs we stopped at on the way during Pub Of The Week, followed by the usual segments and even an in person photo we captured at the border for Queefta Of The Week. Shoutout to everyone who said g'day during the trip, it is one we will never forget! Enjoy trendsettersGot a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. The full Alphafest Documentary has just dropped: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Territory Day1:20:24 - Pub Of The Week1:27:16 - Cooking/Eating1:31:54 - Pep & Poo's Dump Finds For You1:33:41 - Alpha News2:03:00 - Queefta Of The Week2:09:16 - Poo's Reviews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

July 5, 20262 hr 29 min

Ep. 556 - Cody Allen & Robert Huston (Hard Yards Podcast)

Cody Allen (Sick Puppy Cody) and Robert Huston (BamBamFabrications) join us around the table for a yarn.Cody and Bam Bam are the final two members of the Hard Yards crew who haven't been on the pod, whilst travelling they were able to pop in and have a yarn. These two members of Hard Yards have been involved the most in fabrication, bush mechanics and car building Youtube content, so we kick off with how they both met and initially got into the Aussie car content scene together and dissect some of their favourite videos. We discuss how they formed the mateship for Hard Yards Podcast with SkidPig and Kenny B, their experiences fighting at Podcast Royale 2.0 and what their future ambitions hold and how the podcast has created fantastic opportunities in Townsville such as being involved in the first BKFC event and Countryfest QLD. It was unreal to get these two on for some great bush mechanic and true blue yarns. Enjoy trendsetters!Follow Hard Yards Podcast on Instagram here, and listen to it on all reputable podcast platforms: https://www.instagram.com/hardyardspodcast/Subscribe to Robert's Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/@bambamfabricationsSubscribe to Cody's Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/@sickpuppycodyGot a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. The full Alphafest Documentary has just dropped: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Gladstone Trip9:00 - SickPuppyCody22:00 - Restoring Abandoned Cars28:00 - Bam Bam Fabrications34:00 - Rock to Chopper46:00 - Hard Yards Podcast1:00:00 - Townsville Event Opportunities1:20:00 - Podcast Royale 3.01:33:20 - Marketplace Strategies1:43:00 - Drifting1:55:00 - Curious Car Questions2:10:00 - Guest Questions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

July 1, 20261 hr 7 min

Ep. 555 - Trendsetter Talkback

The late night delirium was strong in this episode. Yarns so good Tom actually fell off his chair. Great follow ups from last week about the wildest drunken feed the trendsetters have had sent us into a riot! Enjoy legends. Hopefully we've still got all our fingers from cracker night. Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. The full Alphafest Documentary has just dropped: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

June 29, 20262 hr 48 min

Ep. 554 - The Horse Who Won

Damn it felt good to have a Cold Brew over the weekend. Almost 3 hours of the highest quality dribble recorded the night before we venture up to the Territory for Cracker Night. Plenty to cover: Cold Brew's win, Toy Story 5, the uproar around midstrength vegemite, composting bodies and one of the biggest blow ups about Mushroom Risotto from the Bandit that leaves us in absolute stitches. Queefta of the week is back again and it is running hot and is definitely our new favourite segment! Hopefully we've made it to Darwin by the time you've heard this, nonetheless enjoy your week trendsetters! Stay out of fireworks!Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. The full Alphafest Documentary has just dropped: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Cold Brew's Win15:00 - Cracker Night Prep31:00 - The Weekly Dribble1:06:00 - Pub Of The Week1:26:25 - Cooking/Eating1:37:51 - Alpha News2:30:00 - Queefta Of The Week2:42:02 - Poo's Reviews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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